WarpedWorld

People are retarded. Life is a weird trip. Let's laugh a bit at it all together...

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@RubenReveles ... Not a thing.

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Is it me, or is it funny that this is "Green Tag" sale? http://plixi.com/p/44600051

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Holy fuck! I've been locked in a room with this crack whore nightmare! Did you miss me?!
http://plixi.com/p/44268157

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Fuck. Monday morning and no new followers. Not even some spam bullshit. Back to bed. Monday is Latin for "Suck my Balls".

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Okay. It's Sunday. I need your support to get over 10 followers today. You can do it! I know you can! Please. What would Jesus do?

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Family Planning? Uhm, not unless your dick chews through the wrapper! More like NO FAMILY Planning. http://bit.ly/9stWW4

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@RubenReveles Must. Have. Lime.

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@djsynical I tweet mindless chatter. That's my job. And poopoo pictures.

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@RubenReveles Have one - no, three - for me. And force a lime wedge in. Even if it says no - it really wants it.

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@RubenReveles Have more!

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@MONSTERgirl013 Hi back! Thanks for following! Now get your friends to also! The more, the merrier!

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@djsynical Mix orange soda with Captain Morgan. Tastes like a 50/50 Bar. You'll thank me.

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@naidamae Absolutely.

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@naidamae It's holding it for ransom until you get more of your friends to follow WarpedWorld!

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@djsynical You've GOTTA see it. It's impossible not to. Like dwarves fucking...

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@goinghometime Oh wait. You meant the chicks with dicks comment; not the shit smear picture. Yeah... You're right. I am.

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@goinghometime Not really. But the guy that laid this out must have been.

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This is cute. But I bet you guys can come up with better captions, yeah?
http://twitpic.com/2gncnl

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You guys - help me get to 10 followers tonight or I squeeze 'til it squirts like a raspberry-filled donut:
http://bit.ly/97atZC

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Six followers now! Six rhymes with dicks! Like chicks with dicks! Chicks with dicks, those meaty sticks.

Could #7 be coming soon?!?!