warpentree at bsky.social

Likes: programming, writing, comedy, cats, dogs, whelks, and the Oxford comma.
Dislikes: cheese, moths, telephones.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

Decided to go where the sky is blue (same handle). Been adding everyone I follow that has an account there, but if I miss you, just give me a wave.
I'll lurk here for a little while - wouldn't want to miss those Temu ads or the hot takes of those blue tick rascals.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@Bas30231031 Yeah it never happens in the book. I liked the little pause and confusion when he enters the tower as his compulsion takes affect. I figure: they can't see male weaves, they've never encountered a forsaken's subtlety & power, and I'm pretty sure its a fancy TerAngreal on his ear

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@IdowuOpeAlege Queen Morgayse is not Aes Sedai. She trained in the tower but left to take up rule of Andor. So she never swore the binding oaths that a full Aes Sedai does (on the Oath Rod)

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@NoContextBrits The sausages look like a chimpanzee's fingers, but I'd give it a go.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

Decided to go where the sky is blue (same handle). Been adding everyone I follow that has an account there, but if I miss you, just give me a wave.
I'll lurk here for a little while - wouldn't want to miss those Temu ads or the hot takes of those blue tick rascals.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

Fun times ahead for the highlands

[BBC Weather @bbcweather]

Here are the latest warning areas for snow and ice. You can check all the details and timings on those here:
https://t.co/OnFcJKo2OQ

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

The Wedding Present at Ipswich on Thursday. Absolutely glorious noise from Mr Gedge and co as always.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

We should all be allowed to spend an hour with the adorable Maisie when life is kicking hard
#JuniorTaskmaster

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

In human terms, Lola is about 70. She has a toy corner.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@fesshole You're not alone. Noon does.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

I'm hearing from Mordor that Shelob wants to be known as Theylob from now on, and we should respect their wishes.
#lotr

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@monstroso The best thing about this is that Charlie managed to find 4 other musicians named Higson.

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

Can't believe Pete's Grandma had my initials tattooed on her ankle #strictly

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@JoshRomOnAir @RosieisaHolt I have family in the US too. This take is not an insight but an indictment.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

In England "booster shot" is spelled "borchestershire shot".

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@pauleggleston But then I spent so many nights thinking something here smells wrong,
The stench grew strong,
But learned how to stand the pong

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

No thanks Liz. I'd get more insight watching a dog trying to eat chewing gum.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

25 years of economic consensus has failed Britain.

Today's Budget accelerates the doom loop of decline.

Watch my analysis of Reeves' punishment Budget.👇

[warpentree at bsky.social @Warpentree]

@GlennyRodge This is a new low for you. And that's why I'm proud of you 👏