Elliott Ward

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#bbcfootball future predictions, Jose to Chelsea, Moyes to United,Guardiola to City and Laudrup to Arsenal. You heard it here first.

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@OfficialFPL Second frame. Still waiting for the 15 points from the auto sub?

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@welshbollocks Scouse sea? I think you mean Colwyn Bay Bay

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@giffgaff why in the ever loving fuck is 5g not available after 10pm?

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@nocontextfm1 Mr. President, there has been a second bid from PSG

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@nocontextfm1 2219 determination? Sounds like some bullshit my scout would make up while telling me a player is 5 star potential

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@nocontextfm1 This is the sort of salary your fourth choice 2.5 star LB wants before they'll sign an extension

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@FootballManager

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@MarinaPurkiss You're wrong Marina, this absolutely IS a tweet from an angry little Twitter troll

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@PokemonGoApp Pokemon Go fuck yourselves, I'm out

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@welshbollocks I have a new hero

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@TomiCaws Too right, where was Wrighty when I was deservedly sacked from my seasonal job at the Welsh Mountain Zoo.

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@OwsWills Pumps, plimmies or plimsols in the Gog

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@richardosman I see the working title for the next book, 'The Typewriter who typewrote' is going well!

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@giffgaff After switching I've had no problems with your network until today. 4G and phone signal dropping out entirely.

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@AdahopAda I did but I wasn't very sure about it, I'm a sceptic narcoleptic narco-septic

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@RockstarSupport My Mk II Oppressor has disappeared, its not in any garage, not in the impound and not available to be claimed back by insurance, little help

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@OwsWills 425,270

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@WelshDalaiLama Out of respect for the queen, all farts have been postponed until after the funeral. Show some respect man

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@treflesg @BennyButton8 @louiseenglish77 @OwsWills @michael_enea Many object to 'Principality' because it is factually incorrect.

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@nocontextfm1 Guess I'm starting with AJ Aja