Warren

Vini Vidi Vici✌️✌️.. We came, we saw & we conquered💪👌

[Evaluator. @_AfricanSoil]

⚖ This was when Dru Ramsamy broke down when she was reading how Andrea Johnson lied about her at the Commission. How the statements were forged and fabricated.

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

[WATCH] A light-hearted moment at the #MadlangaCommission...

Adv. Sesi Baloyi: "Advocate [Sandile] Khumalo says it's a view-once."

Evidence leader Adv. Lee Segeels-Ncube: "We can retrieve it."

#Newzroom405

[Siyakhula @misumuzi_4]

🎈‼️🔥 Judge Cassim Moosa of the Jhb High Court has shown remarkable respect & courtesy towards witnesses throughout these proceedings. If all our judges were trained to uphold the same witness treatment 👌

Some courts treat witnesses worse than criminals 😭

[TeeJay @15TeeJay]

IDAC Head - Resigned
Khan - Arrested
Kadwa - Arrested
Khumalo & Others - Charges Dropped
Shibiri - Dismissed
Matjeng - Dismissed
Sergeant Nkosi - Arrested
J Mkhwanazi- Arrested
Mashazi - Arrested
Gxasheka - Arrested
McKenzie - Arrested
Stols - Arrested
Van Vyk - Panic Attacks - Hospitalised
Carrim - Hospitalized - Mental - Illness
Perumal - to be arrested maybe ?
Padeyachee - to be arrested maybe ?

And Many More….

General Sibiya, do you still stand by these words?

#MadlangaCommission

[Tlou Sehlano @Tlou_50]

I think it was during this moment that she decided that she will resign ‼️‼️‼️

[YaseBlock B 🇸🇿 @ThisIsColbert]

Malawian illegal foreigners buy real passports for just R200 each, replace the photos & then sell them for R4,000.😳😳

It doesn't stop there. They also sell asylum documents for R200 each. 🥺

Looking at the records in his book, he's making a killing in this lawless country🔥🚮

[Kwena Molekwa @Miz_Ruraltarain]

THE ROASTING OF LINDA GXASHEKA: A THREAD 🔥

Many people forget this specific episode of the EMPD saga, but we need to talk about Linda Gxasheka one of the 4 arrested officials. Let’s revisit the night she thought she was the chef, only to end up on the menu.

I still vividly remember the sheer audacity and energy she brought when she pulled up to Dlangi’s Smokey Steakhouse back in February. She was on absolute fire during her appearance. You could tell she really thought she was that girl.

She walked in genuinely believing she was the ultimate force sent to dismantle Dlangi’s kitchen. Little did she know, she wasn't dealing with amateurs. She was walking straight into a trap set by the country’s most highly decorated braai masters.

Before we get to the grilling, let’s look at the ingredients in her folder. As the Head of HR at EMPD, the allegations against her were heavy. Word on the street was she was working overtime in the background.

She was accused of colluding with "Imomomo" (Imogen Mashazi) to shield Julius Mkhwanazi, making sure he was completely untouchable. The reward for this elite protection service? A casual R600,000 salary increase. Nice work if you can get it, right? 💰🙄

But the main course was a shady R3.3 million transaction she allegedly facilitated. The money went straight to Cat Matlala’s wife’s shisanyama. The kicker? That shisanyama was conveniently registered just days before the tender was even advertised. Smells oily.

When the heat turned up, she tried to play the ignorance card, denying she even knew Cat’s wife, Tsakane. But the moment Chef Chaskoko served up the cold, hard receipts right in front of her face, her composure completely evaporated into thin air.

Her defense crumbled into pure panic: “Iyhoooo 😳, ooooooh mahn, yerrrr... I remember seeing something like this, you know? There was something off about it, shem, yaz. But I will speak to finance, they must explain!” The classic "it wasn't me" defense!

That’s when Mama Sesi Baloyi "The Female Ganda-ganda" took over. She metaphorically pressed Linda's head against a steel braai stand, poking at her spinal cord with a fork. Total accountability. By the time Linda left that evening, she was humbled like a dog after releasing hot air in a crowded room. Literal charcoal! #MadlangaCommission #ProtectGeneralMkhwanazi

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

The convicted underworld kingpin Rodovan Krejcir refused to testify at the Palm Ridge Magistrates Court on Tuesday after he was given the 5 slices of dry bread

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

These guys were so greedy. This was a tender to cover SAPS in all the Provinces. They were told EC, Limpopo and NC did not submit prices. They were talking about increasing prices as soon as they are awarded the tender. They wanted everything for themselves and thanking God even in their greed!
#MadlangaCommission

[Siyakhula @misumuzi_4]

🎈‼️🔥 Tumelo Nku says he can hack the Chairperson’s cellphone right now 🥺
#MadlangaCommission

[Warren @WarrenFrmPE]

@CastleLagerSA Dnt undastand isixhosa bt my answer is “Yes i Believe in @BafanaBafana” Mr Admin 🇿🇦⚽️#CastleLager

[Warren @WarrenFrmPE]

@HonorAfrica Kurtley Arendse to score a penalty coming from a handball in the 89th minute 🤭🤭

[Warren @WarrenFrmPE]

@thomasmlambo No Canan Moodie & Feinberg Mngomezulu ??

[Slaughter. @BafanaSurprise]

Guys this guys is mentally disturbed 🤣🤣🤣. Something is wrong with Brown Mogotsi

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

"We have made plans to sort out the DPP that side when the case goes." So these people do of course bribe Prosecutors, it's confirmed. The NPA!!!! 😭 This woman must be arrested. She suddenly doesn't know what the DPP means! No wonder she was Mkhwanazi's girlfriend. She meets the spec. #MadlangaCommission

[Siyakhula @misumuzi_4]

🎈‼️🔥 Witness K has been accidentally ordered to place her full names on record as she takes the oath 🙈🙆‍♀️

#MadlangaCommission

[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

4-year-old Andile Mbambo, popularly known as Andile The Calculator, has taken social media by storm with his sharp mathematics skills. His father Xolani Mbambo asks his son to compute complex numbers. The two have stolen the hearts of social media users with their fun father and son bond. They speak to @MpumiNgubeni .

Watch: https://t.co/GHSGDguTQj

#Newzroom405

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

Brown Mogotsi's lawyers, Advocates Mohomane and Sekgatla, forever clumsy and unprepared. Look at the Magistrate scolding them when they are supposed to supply the court with bank statements. 😭😅 They'll be back on 29th June for the ruling. Aaai Brown and his people. 🤦🏽‍♀️
#MadlangaCommission

[Warren @WarrenFrmPE]

@SABCNews @SABCNews_Radio Tjooo Weeee - A whole Brigadier spelling (b)rigadier in his preamble instead of capital (B)..

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

There's a Khensani and Ayanda who work at the Emirates check in counter at the ORT Airport, there's $150k and R4 million Chief Mashaba were going to visit them about. He is the one who went to the airport. He also mentioned Gold and Platinum that was stolen which apparently went to recover on behalf of Nku's bosses. Yhoo these guys! 😭
#MadlangaCommission