Infinity Warren

Expert wrestling predictor. All opinions are someone else’s, but damned if I know whose.

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

If @CMPunk comes back within the next year, I will ask formally ask @BeckyLynchWWE to marry me. And that'll be super awkward for everyone

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

I don't even do anal movies, you ignorant twat. That's like saying you are known for your beautiful rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. https://t.co/azOOZMDGdw

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.

See also: DJ Khaled👇 👇

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[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Ralph Fiennes as Moriarty? Holy hell https://t.co/KJfSaripq1

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

A King who doesn't is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Ah the classics https://t.co/2qKwwlIyIM

[LittleKuriboh @yugiohtas]

HEY. I’m a neck beard WINNER.

[Steak-umm @steak_umm]

everybody likes to brag about what fancy steakhouse they ate at over the weekend but where were those fancy frauds when you were hungry and home alone as a kid? I’ve always been there for you don’t forget where you came from

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Oh yeah. My head-canon is that they bang on the regular. https://t.co/QafHzIfi23

[LittleKuriboh @yugiohtas]

Don’t even try to tell me they’re not doing the sex to each other in kayfabe.

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

I have. Do you know where I put them?
Neither do I. https://t.co/rHZ0gKveqI

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Holy shit https://t.co/RABeeyRucF

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Review your last 10 tweets then recheck the definition of “Kanye-obsessed”. https://t.co/8rsdGD8dnL

[Tyler Glaiel @TylerGlaiel]

battle royale but every player randoms as a different kind of animal and anyone else who randomed the same species is on your team. you might random as the only tiger but there's 10 wolves so you'd have to pick them off one by one before they found each other

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

@Demonialvaro @LuvEvelynClaire That was gonna be my guess

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Liberals hate steak and eggs? I didn’t get the memo! https://t.co/nDy9xrpSn0

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

@GracieMayGreen While I’m on a roll, let’s all agree that there should be a limit re: age as it relates to parodies ie maybe no more sailor moon porn

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Apologies if I made it seem like I was singling you out. I typed all this out at work so my reference-points were limited. https://t.co/xk1ZwautVH

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

@GracieMayGreen Absolutely

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

That's sort of my point. I feel like a lot of step videos recently just use the "step" to stealth-release incest videos without tagging them with the "incest" label. It's an execution thing. All I need is one "we're not blood-related" line. https://t.co/i6aA5WPEvl

[Infinity Warren @WarrenLocke42]

Question @ShadowTodd: do you consider DragonForce to be a one-hit wonder?