Ned Limpopo

Mobile DJ. General Trouble Maker 220/221, whatever it takes. King of the random capitalization.

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@ayeejuju Open a magic show in Las Vegas.

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I tried and tried to wake up. And then.... And then.... THEY PUT MILK IN LAST!
#AwfullyBritishNightmares

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I dont see what the big deal is. Everyone knows it costs an arm and a leg to go to Harvard. https://t.co/bHXXvOm84Z

The former morgue manager at Harvard Medical School was among five people indicted by a grand jury on Wednesday over allegations they stole and sold body parts...

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@PatOnWheel is ending his 40 year run on Wheel of Fortune. He said he wants to spend more time with his
F _ M _ L _.

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@fasc1nate Wait, is that door held up with a stick tied to a rope?

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@TheThe1776 Trump and all 20 prisoners continued to ask, "Who is this Richard Stands guy?"

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@mtgreenee Don't swallow.

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Wow. The printer that takes these ink cartridges is really old.

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Lay lady Lady.....on the bed so you can button your jeans.
#WrongSizeSongs

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Take.....back.....me. #WrongSizeSongs

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Trump's #MajorAnnouncement is that he won a Major Award.

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@NickAdamsinUSA Half off on all Trump Steaks?

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Toughest Known Material on Earth Discovered.
Spoiler Alert. It's the wrapping around Flonase.

https://t.co/hgYCtqh0dw

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Blitzen is in rehab.
#ThingsRudolphNeverSaid

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#AtVadersChristmasParty
Caroling is mandatory.

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#AtVadersChristmasParty
This is the Fruitcake.

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#AtVadersChristmasParty woohoo I got an Ewok

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#AtVadersChristmasParty
He has the best White Tauntaun gift exchange.

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#AtVadersChristmasParty
Luke, I am your Father Christmas!

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Caroling. Not singing. Hunting someone named Carol
#AlienFamilyHolidayTraditions