Aquaholics Anonymous: Kenstar
-Will roast your life
-Screeches weird noises
-Was exposed looking up “how to grind” YouTube videos the week before prom
-believes in mermaids
Strengths: 10/10 actress
Weaknesses: screams at nothing, more gullible than a kindergartener
Aquaholics Anonymous: Anna
-Cannot handle her liquor
-will do anything that ends with “no balls/you won’t”
-Is here for a food time not a long time
-questionable schizophrenic
Strengths: Has outsmarted death not once BUT TWICE
Weaknesses: High shelves, always late to the function
Two Pimps n’ Two Hose: Joe
-has a thang for chicken caesar salad
-resembles bear like figure
-does not have an interesting or fun third fact
Strength: camouflage, one with nature
Weakness: limbless cold-blooded vertebrates with gills and fins and living wholly in water
Two Pimps n’ Two Hose: Izzy
-puts cat’s wellbeing above anyone else
-rbf
-does not have an interesting or fun third fact
Strength: actually a good driver
Weakness: hot coffee