Warwick Sloss

Tallest wildlife-specific TV cameraman in the world, analogue B&W photographer, darkroom fiddler, toilet humorist and sweary misanthrope.

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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas.

Where’s my fucking Jellycats Harvey Bear?

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Here’s a blue tit, of which I imagine I’ll be posting plenty more.
I love fiddling with lens, distance and f-stop parameters to get different background effects. It’s something to do while you’re sitting in the cold, isn’t it? ;)

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Hello again. Here’s a show that I DOPeed on. Ours is Ep3 Tiny Queens. You can’t see our subjects here, presumably because they’re too tiny to see with the naked eye. That’s definitely the only reason I can think of.
Many thanks to all on the team, I’m told it’s frickin’ ace.

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Yeah, yeah, happy Christmas.

Where are my fucking trampoline Moon Shoes?

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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas.

Where’s my fucking Hot Wheels City Ultimate Garage?

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@mykajewelry That’s because she’ll never put it on.
The fact of its very existence is a fucking abomination.

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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas.

Where’s my fucking Polly Pocket Rainbow Funland Theme Park?

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@gotproshop Fuck the fuck off.

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How long is this lockdown going to last?
I desire to visit my fucking modiste.

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@kiwiozbrit Ooh, is it White’s tree frog?

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Yeah yeah, happy Christmas.

Where’s my fucking pixie crystal flyer?

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@kiwiozbrit That’s so cool!

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@kiwiozbrit And a very happy Christmas to you too! I can’t believe there are twelve days of this.

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@GavinThurston Looks like that’s what we’re doing too. Eschewing the materialistic (presents) and embracing the spiritual (drinking to forget).

Yes, beers with you at the earliest opportunity! Very much looking forward to it! X

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@ChrisGPackham @Smiths_Official Very fine choices, Chris.
Hoping for a bit of Cure or Banshees for no. 3. ;)

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@JPGaultier Will it bollocks.

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@inkynakpil @MartinHGames Yes but that’s for my face.

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@pam_doove Honestly I would, but I don’t like to be rude.

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@pam_doove I watched Ep 1 and I fear that no amount of shagging would redeem that steaming pile of bum gravy. Emily is an insufferable little cunt.
:)