Priest

How different can it possibly be?

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Follow fella @ikshadhaari for some life enlightening tweets. If he is sober he shall follow back. Cheers.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Pakistan : Baluchistan = Gunther : Rachael. #FriendsMemoir

[Priest @WaryPriest]

One of those days when life sucks harder than a whore.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

I wanna live in the era where I can say things like "How hard it can be?" without getting eyes rolled at me and getting judged by fucktards!

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Hey Tweeples! Missed ya all.

[sonofamochi @theblindlemon]

Wtf are all these ambitious fucks doing on twitter. Don't interrupt our useless life.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Indians blame West for wasting paper; Westerners blame Indians for wasting water.. On Wiping Their Asses! Talk about conservation of nature.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Its Funny! Seeing Indian teenagers trying to pull off "Rock-Paper-Scissor". Hah! What happened to the old fashioned "Akkad Bakaad Bambe..?"

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Swinging by to check on you all, hoping you have gotten more miserable and crappier than earlier. Will chit chat soon

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Tornados are nothing but gods way of rejecting KFCs rotten wings after he gets a fucking lose motion.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

I heard Honesty is the best policy. Which bank sells that?

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Each one of you has googled one particular thing in your lives so far which makes you say to yourself

"What the fuck was wrong with me?"

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Rachel McAdams sounds like a combo meal of McDonalds which no one wants to have.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

God didn't leave anything unbiased. Now what I don't understand is why the fuck someone'd make one boob larger than the other? Ridiculous

[Pouetic Nonsense @s_cLaN07]

Twitter, the Las Vegas of social networks.

[Priest @WaryPriest]

Tnx to those conservative Indian movies! Till I hit my puberty I believed kissing & rubbing chest together with clothes on causes pregnancy!

[Scott’s Tots @JefeJK47]

Not all dogs know how to read, but all dogs go to heaven.

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

I see some of you RTing tweets that aren't mine. Stop it.