Wash Me Express

Official Twitter account of the Wash Me Express Hockey Club of the EASHL. 2017 Champions of Mt. Juliet, as proven by the ass kicking seen above.

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If this tweet tops 50 RT's we'll give this brand new jersey away to a lucky follower! Comes in any size. Must RT & follow to win. #EASHL

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I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

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. @EASPORTSNHL History has been made in Chel. Six overtimes... EIGHTY shots on goal... Eighty six face-offs... And it ends with @perryt33 scoring his first career goal! We’re exhausted.

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This remains the current A team for the club but competition is brewing!

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Howland - Flatt - Carver
Welch - Carroll

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Howland - Flatt - Carver
Welch - Carroll

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ICYMI: The Wash Me Express officially agreed to terms with @perryt33 last week. He made his debut contributing to back to back overtime victories. We are excited about his future with the club. #HighlightsToCome

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Do we have our own @AB84?

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@ChaseHowland66 We need you elsewhere

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Buy your copy and join the Wash Me Express on the ice! We are currently open to adding minor leaguers to our team.

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Wash Me Express defenseman Will Welch (@thewiIlwelch) has been placed on IR. His status will be day-to-day going forward. Welch says he does not expect his injury to be anything long term and the team expects him back on the ice later in the week.

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ICYMI: The Wash Me Express’ newest addition made quite an impression last night. Former Mt. Juliet Icebreaker captain Colt Carver netted four goals in three games played in his debut session!

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@CBH724

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Signed, sealed, delivered.

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The next move for the Wash Me Express is putting @perryt33 on the ice and getting him going. He is an exciting prospect for us. We are excited to get him some seasoning with the big club.

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A deal well struck.

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Rule #1 for a job interview

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It could be a historic day for the Wash Me Express. Team executives will meet with Mt. Juliet Icebreakers Captain Colt Carver (@Thecoachplays1) at 7:30 A.M. to discuss terms of him potentially joining the Wash Me Express. Results and details of the meeting will be released after.

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Tomorrow is D-Day. A decision will be made.

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Could a rival have seen the light? 👀

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On NHL Trade Deadline day, the Wash Me Express are in contract negotiations with what would be a major addition to the team. Team Captain Shaee Flatt will address the rumors tonight. Stay tuned for details.

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Wheel, Snipe, Celly and we’re back boys