Washed Up Greg

Working out almost enough to make up for eating like an asshole. almost.

[Labatt Blue Light @LabattUSA]

Go Panthers

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“Right where grandma hides the weed brownies boys.” 😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We've raised about 100k so far. With my match 200k for family of Lt Hoosock. I'll continue to match all money raised till midnight tonight.

https://t.co/3j3UQeL4cq

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

My current level of energy is pouring tequila in a glass, having a citrus Zyn and calling it a margarita

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

@curvy_wino

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

@Top_Ched16 @miss_massimino Thank you! So excited

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

Some nights I cannot get my mind to stop racing. At this point I’ve just given up on sleep.

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

@Top_Ched16 Spot on.

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

Currently stopping at Hobby Lobby with a pumpkin cold brew then building shelves for a bunch of indoor plants. I don’t know what happened to me. When did I turn into a blue ribbon basic bitch.

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

@best_bros So sorry man

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

Life comes at you fast. One day you’re just a college kid, next thing you know you married a serial killer who sleeps wearing sweat pants.

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

@fitnursebee @miss_massimino 👀

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

It’s too early for @AmericanAir to suck so much.

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

There is finally peace

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

At this point I’m just here to protect Pua as Tonks steals his elk sheds

[Brett Merriman @shmerriman]

Mentally I'm here

[Washed Up Greg @WashedUpGreg]

All she wants to do is nap on him.