WhoTFisMike

Just a guy trying to figure out life one thought at a time. Don’t take me too seriously, I’m just here for the finger snacks and conversation. 🧠🦩🃏

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Tears of a tiger. Soul of a lion.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Outa beers. Send help.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

After they finally crack that very diffucult equation, maybe they can try to figure out what basketball is.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: WNBA Commissioner announces the league is meeting to review what a woman is, after multiple former NBA stars announced plans to join the league.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Parks and rec levels of irony.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: NYC Mayor Mamdani reveals ID will be required at city-owned grocery stores to prevent non-residents from accessing discounted food.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Hamburger Helper

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

@NHL_Muse Sandy McCarthy

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Belgium better talk nice or we will find your nuclear weapons.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Back to the pits of obscurity. The only reason soccers getting any attention is because football hasnt started yet, NHL and NBA are over and baseball season doesn’t really start for a few more weeks. Soccer has been a tooth pick for our teeth in between courses at the restaurant.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Buddy if we get ya out of the red card dungeon or whatever ya gotta hit the 24 foot net, am I crazy?

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Love my country, hate my job.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Shout out @culvers consistently the best food and service in the game. Every time I eat a double deluxe I’m sad when it’s over. Need more places to be like @culvers

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Just getting started.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

I love sports

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

FUN FACT: Earth is the only planet we know of that has wood, which makes wood far more rare than diamonds throughout the universe

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

It’s double yum yum or I’m leaving

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

Don’t forget to feel today.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

It’s a sad day brother.

[WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike]

I’m supposed to be on vacation and I got someone egging my house last night and now I’m stuck trying to figure out if it was Iran or not.

[prayingforexits 🏴‍☠️ @mrexits]

Damn ok this shit kinda cooking ngl