Beyonce's Laptop ☮️

[The okayest poster there is @ok_post_guy]

Kevin, food stamps actually make food cheaper for the rest of us by subsidizing food producers, it's ok to admit you have no idea how agricultural subsidies work in this country

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Friendly reminder: Childless women are also teachers, licensed medical providers, pediatricians, therapists, social workers, guardian ad litems and/or formal child advocates, daycare professionals, etc.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

you are in charge of making your birthday special

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

That’s because university faculty need to have earned doctorate degrees… and to be able to read.

[frogan @fr0gan]

“controversial youtube star” and it’s literally because she doesn’t want kids blown up

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

Leaving my Amazon wishlist for any sugar daddies who want to help sort it out 🙂‍↕️

https://t.co/h83WASy7GB

Merry Christmas 🎄

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

@bigmonkeong Embellishment/exaggeration to get a point across is pretty normal.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

All you need to know about Spotify Wrapped:

1. It was a 2019 internship project.
2. The intern was never hired.
3. The intern was a black woman

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

If 1,000 of yall send me $30 we can knock this out immediately 😭 I'll be streaming lover girl in the meantime @theestallion 💖

[Hi, I'm Jon @MrJonCee]

One of the worst parts of being with women who get shit done is you got ONE TIME to not do some shit and she gon hit you with the “don’t even worry about it” 😂

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Hiring is at its lowest level since 2009," per CNBC

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS

[danny 🦦 @dannylp0305]

Trump when he has to kill Charlie Kirk to stop people talking about Epstein

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

@talleyberrybaby @IamTjai Yo 💀💀💀

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

I like to add whatever I want to the cart without looking at the price. Then I just don't buy it.

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

@thdoucette0709 https://t.co/xh1MRqtMkv

People exactly like you have left their kids in the car because in their mind, they have already dropped their child off. In their mind, the child is not in the car.

[Beyonce's Laptop ☮️ @WassupMurry]

@thdoucette0709 Did you even look up the psychology behind why it happens? No you didn't.