Wasted Waitress

After 20 years of working in fine dining- drinking helps numb the pain

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

If you can’t breathe with a face mask on, then you obviously have never had a girl sit on your face.

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Is it just me, or is anyone else worried about their ears permanently flairing out bc of these masks?? Yes, I’m vain:/

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

Just a PSA
Do not, I repeat do not date a coworker. You can fu** and release them, just like the hostesses. But, do not get into a relationship. I speak from experience.
Who amI kidding- I cant stop. Won’t stop.

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We servers are so tired.
Tired of wearing a mask.
Tired of hearing about items we no longer have.
Tired of the xtra cleaning.
So very tired of not making 20%

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Holy crap, I’ve only been MIA for 2 years. I’m still wasted & I’m still serving.
Also, I can rock the f*** out of my mask!

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

One of my managers invited me to his daughter’s graduation party.
No other staff member was invited.... kinda weird, I gave him an envelope with cash.
So awkward, but not worth my manager hating me over.
@willpayfortables

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I just feel like I can’t fake another smile today- plz Restaurant Gods, just give me a fu**ing break?!?

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

I have work in 30 minutes. Yea, that’s enough time for a another bottle of sake

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

@WaitstaffBand I write EVERYTHING down 😟

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

On my break from my double shift.
Doubles for the price of singles.
😍😍

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

I think, I over did it on the margaritas last night.....
Woke up naked,
I have work in an hour
& my head hurts.

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

We have a busser who can’t cary anything heavy, she’s always so tired, so hungry, and she sucks at her job! Dear Restaurant gods, please have this cunt fired ?

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

I would NEVER date a coworker who sucked at their job.....

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

It’s Monday.... the day half of the servers get cut bc it slow as f***
Not me, I NEVER get cut.
Hmmm, I think I’m gonna make myself a margarita for work.
#MondayMotivation

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

Sunday Funday
#countryclubnola

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

I have work in 30 minutes. The second 1/2 of my double calls for another bottle of sake....
Getting my mind right:)

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

A coworker who is really good at their job is so SEXY & if they’re HOT too- game over!

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

When your table insists on buying you a drink

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

Customer left me a .60 tip.
I threw it at the table, like I was shooting dice on a craps table.
They complained to mngmnt- but, it was sooooo worth it!

[Wasted Waitress @Wasted_Waitress]

Don’t know wtf happened..... I’ve been dealing with people trying to steel my account. Now, I’m not following anybody- not my doing.
I’m. Back up tho :)
Still wasted, still serving, & still f-ing up at wrk 😑 https://t.co/r2vGodOl4w