Brandon James

I fully stand behind my choice of buying an android 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Yesterday there were 12 Republican senators who were committed to overturning this election and then Trump’s phone call leaked—him trying to persuade a government official to find more votes—and today he has 13 Republican senators behind him. You guys are the grossest.

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

BOOM roasted

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

I giggled a LOT at this

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to mask

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

I've never met anyone who was worried about being CALLED a racist, who didn't harbor racist beliefs. What racist people DONT want, is to face CONSEQUENCES for their racism. Fun fact, don't start none, won't be none. Don't wanna be called a racist? Dont do racist shit.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

If seatbelts work, why do we have air bags?

If air bags work, why do we have seatbelts?

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

@EmRoseCarroll @sydneyeomara 🎵CRANK YOU FOR BEING A CRANK🎶

[Netflix @netflix]

UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT: KIMMY VS. THE REVEREND
Kimmy may have landed her dream job but her story isn’t over yet as there’s one more adventure to be had in this interactive experience that lets you decide the fate of Kimmy, Titus, Daniel Radcliffe, and more.

[Netflix @netflix]

sorry you have yet to realize that every gay person is very necessary https://t.co/xTOEcLWryc

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

My coworkers have never heard the "yanny/ laurel" track before and were BESIDE THEMSELVES, so for shits and gigs I gave them the "white&gold or black&blue" dress picture and that, my friends, is how I share my American-meme culture with others *tips hat*

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

@chrissyteigen

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

Wow same.

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

Just something to brighten your feed:

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

@EmRoseCarroll @jirodger2 Try the Korean stuff it's delicious don't believe me ask the dishes🎶

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Wash your hands like you’re 19 and trying to get the X that a bouncer wrote on your hand in Sharpie completely scrubbed off

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

These are also FREE so yeah we're doing ok

[Raphael Rashid @koryodynasty]

South Korea has gone through over 10,000 COVID-19 tests today. People who have any slightest of symptoms (or not) can even get themselves tested at these testing drive-thru stations. The whole process takes 10 mins.

I'm in awe.

Footage via MBC.

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

My Autotune Coming Out Story

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

CHIPSSSSS

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I sing, I dance, I eat chips. See all the fun I had with @Fritolay #sponsored

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

Not all heros wear capes

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Let’s get our shit together folks

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Because Trump has fucked up our country so bad, I think it’s only fair that we enact a law that white women who voted for him are not allowed to drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

[Brandon James @Waszkiewicz08]

This has your name written all over it @EmRoseCarroll OMG LIZZIE IS BACK

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Hilary Duff reveals she will reprise her role as Lizzie McGuire in an upcoming Lizzie McGuire reboot coming to Disney Plus