Jelf Dip-son

AKA Diarrhea Van Frank, AKA Slorth of the North. I'm just here for the overwhelming sadness of it all...

[Jelf Dip-son @WatUKnowBoutHan]

Boomer Trash: "So, do you guys have, like, a martini menu?"
Me: ......https://t.co/ByX0AGxYkb

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I AM EATING ENOUGH CORN CHIPS TO UPSET GOD

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

onedollar

[Dave Jargowsky @DaveJargo]

Meanwhile in NYC...

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

STOP EATING LIKE THERE'S GOING TO BE A 2050

FILL A ROLLED UP PIZZA WITH BREAKFAST BURRITOS AND FRENCH KISS THE END OF THE WORLD

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Let me translate for you. “Widespread voter fraud” really means a lot of "those kinds of people" voting.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Jeff Bezos' new $165 million Beverly Hills mansion will have:

— 3 hot houses
— 2 guesthouses
— A nine-hole golf course
— A tennis court
— A "motor court" with gas pumps

Remember when Amazon's Whole Foods cut health benefits for part-time workers to save money?

Tax the rich.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏 ARE 👏 Y'ALL 👏 SEEING 👏 THIS 👏 CROOKED 👏 ASS 👏 SHIT 👏 VOTE 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 NOMINEE 👏 I 👏 DON'T 👏 CARE 👏 IF 👏 IT'S 👏 CAPTAIN 👏 DAMN 👏 CRUNCH 👏

[Rob Schrab @RobSchrab]

Hey, Harmontown fans! I'm going to start doing a podcast next month. Sorry. #SchrabHomeVideo #Harmontown

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Donald Trump came down harder on Lt. Col. Vindman for being a patriot than he did on Saudi crown prince Mohammad bin Salman for slaughtering Jamal Khashoggi. #LtColVindmanDay

[Henry Davis, Jr. @iamhenrydavisjr]

As a Councilman in #SouthBend, I know why @PeteButtigieg looked like a deer in headlights last night when talking about systemic racism in the South Bend Police. He tolerated it, he perpetuated it, and last night he lied to millions of Americans about it.

[Jelf Dip-son @WatUKnowBoutHan]

That's supervillian-level evil....

[Jelf Dip-son @WatUKnowBoutHan]

Fake progressives gotta go...

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

I have to hand it to #Pelosi. She is an absolute master at the meaningless gesture that will have people heaping praise on her for days.

Of course she can keep failing to hold Trump accountable for his worst crimes. All she has to do is clap sideways, wear shades or tear paper.

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

I'm nervous.

What if we move #TooFarLeft and working people get healthcare, we deal with the climate crisis, college is free, housing is affordable, and there are no more billionaires while kids go hungry?

Whatever will we do?

[Jelf Dip-son @WatUKnowBoutHan]

@sickly_spirit Wash your filthy hands!

[Nomiki - @nomiki.bsky.social @NomikiKonst]

Polls today show that Bernie is the only progressive who beats Trump & who doesn’t bleed votes to Trump in a head-to-head. With 19 days until Iowa, it’s crunch time. Do Democrats want to win?

Don’t want 4 more years of Trump? Stop spoiling the election.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

You won’t support Sanders because of his followers. Cool.

They won’t support your candidate because of their policies.

Don’t pretend this two things are equal.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Bernie with a strong closing statement

[Jelf Dip-son @WatUKnowBoutHan]

Charlotte, 6
Daniel, 7
Olivia, 6
Josephine, 7
Dylan, 6
Madeleine, 6
Catherine, 6
Chase, 7
Jesse, 6
Ana, 6
James, 6
Grace, 7
Emilie, 6
Jack, 6
Noah, 6
Caroline, 6
Jessica, 6
Avielle, 6
Benjamin, 6
Allison, 6
Rachel, 29
Dawn, 47
Anne, 52
Nancy, 52
Lauren, 30
Mary, 56
Victoria, 27

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

ICE honors Human Rights Day https://t.co/FqKqhVKACZ