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The Music : The Marketing....not necessarily in that order.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Great news! Congress is proposing a bill for public school teachers that will mandate starting base salaries of $60,000, plus a $50,000 signing bonus, overtime pay of 25% of their base salary, and student loan forgiveness of up to $60,000!

Just kidding. That’s the federally mandated compensation package for an ICE agent.

- BP Sweany

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Did you know that In Iran, if a 12-year-old girl is forcibly impregnated by her father, she must carry her baby to term or she’ll spend the rest of her life in prison?

Oh, did I say Iran? I meant to say Mississippi, Alabama & Texas. My bad!

[Richard Woodruff 🇺🇦 @frontlinekit]

So let me get this straight America, he:

• Fucks kids
• Admits to sexually assaulting women ON CAMERA
• Starts Wars
• Destroys your economy
• Has US citizens shot in the street for expressing views
• Tweets "I'm going to kill everyone, praise Allah"

And Y'all like "Ok".

[WatchJeff @WatchJeff]

@MuffetMcGraw 1 million percent. This more than anything else proves they have no answers. No solutions. Show me one piece of meaningful legislation they have ever passed on Trumps watch.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

The silence of Republicans as their president threatens to commit genocide is deafening.

They're all complicit.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Here the thing: Trump lies as he breathes, and he makes threats that he always walks back. He’s been nothing but a lying/bullshitting marketer of himself his whole life. So when he threatens to end Iranian civilization tonight, odds are it’s an empty threat. But…even MAKING the threat is abhorrent, sickening, deranged, & dangerous.

But alas, I’m a broken record: He’s utterly unfit for office, he’s always been utterly unfit for office, and he should be removed from power immediately. 25th Amendment.

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Every problem we have suffered in Texas over the past two decades is directly attributable to Republicans. They’ve been in charge for that long. And they’re telling you they’re the only ones who can fix the problems, when they’ve been in charge the entire time. Wake the fuck up.

[WatchJeff @WatchJeff]

@kaylee_ashlynn This kind of rhetoric in videos urging people to pack city council meetings isn't defending culture—it's fear-mongering that scapegoats immigrants for political gain. Stop spreading hate under the guise of "free speech" and "concern" it's transparent bigotry, and it's shameful

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@PageSix Well his sounds better than hers.

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@HeyItsHigbe You were at a Trump rally??

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@VydraSays Is Obama hanging out backstage?

[WatchJeff @WatchJeff]

@VydraSays So scary. I have to admit I guess I haven’t seen him speak in public in a while. He is a mess.

[WatchJeff @WatchJeff]

@VydraSays Is this really the best we have? Joe looks sooooo old. Trump is insane.

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@RealKiefer Such an amazing actor. Sorry for your loss.

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What the hell have you done @apple to Photos? You have ruined it. I can’t select photos, it is so small it makes them unusable. Do you not user test anything anymore? #ios18

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@ThomasJane Dude. Watching The Expanse and blown away by your performance. At the end of S1 and can’t wait to watch the rest.

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@thealexrossart If Bizarro is the opposite of Superman, shouldn’t he be skinny and weak?

[gordon keith @gordonkeith]

you are not crazy

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@_KeepRockAlive_ Juke Box Hero

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@bobcesca_go This is so AI.