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@khamenei_ir about to find out why we don't have free college and health care...
#americafuckyeah

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All y'all hating on @Drake, better grow up... cause he gon start hitting on you if you don't. #AMinor #NotLikeUs

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*The Inventor of Pop-Rocks*:

"Pure flavored cane sugar nuggets isn't enough... it also should detonate..."
🍬💣💥

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Stop naming your kids #London and #Paris when they be acting like #Midland and #Odessa... 😑

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Just @Instacart 'd some @DiGiorno #pizza ... what now, @Nestle?

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I was thrown out of the break room of my Walmart yesterday.
They asked me what I was doing there.
I told them I was on a break.
They said you don’t work here.
I said I’d just finished using the self checkout so clearly I do.
#Walmart #Selfcheckout #Illdoitmyself

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@Kenindfw @wfaa Even in an active shooter situation, more phones tying up 911 this creates more confusion...

Just start building the schools as faraday cages... problem solved

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Them: How come I never see you at the club?

How come I never see you at the bank?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

#HUSTLETILLYOURHATERSASKIFYOUREHIRING
#WORKUNTILYOURIDOLSBECOMEYOURRIVALS

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Am I suppose to pray over leftovers? 🙏🏽

Me: Lord, it’s me again with this damn spaghetti…🍝😩

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Grind until your haters biggest flex is: "I used to go to school with that guy."
#HUSTLETILLYOURHATERSASKIFYOUREHIRING
#WORKUNTILYOURIDOLSBECOMEYOURRIVALS
#GRINDUNTILTHEYSAYINMUSTBENICE

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TEXAS: Hey, Fall... you comin'?

FALL: Yeah, me an Winter pullin up right now.
#BLINKANDITWILLCHANGE

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@Cakemosis @JosephJFlynn1 @duolingo you got anything?

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If Dog the Bounty Hunter finds Brian Laundrie, I'm never paying taxes again...

🐶👮‍♂️⏳💸

#DogBountyHunter
#FBIMostWanted
#GabbyPetito
#taxationistheftwhenyougetnoresults

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@kocisue9 @GregAbbott_TX @TxDPS @TexasGuard Have you priced shipping containers lately??

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@cajuncocoa @realDailyWire If there are enough to shut it down, then are there not enough to vote it down?

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@WCMessenger Can school board members not be recalled?

#gavinnewsome
#totalrecall
#Politiciansarescum
#bloodinthewater

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@berninbush are you a grant writer in Texas? Do you do Firefighting Grants? If so, I know a local ESD that is looking hard for one.

Email: [email protected] if you are.

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*Mean while, in Oregon*

Waiter: "To drink?"

Me: "Pepsi"

Waiter: "We have Coke..."

Me: "Sure, gimme a gram of that and a Pepsi."

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The weather went from 90 to 55 like it saw @TxDPS ... 🚔

#FallYall

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Just remember, if you shake the tree... you gotta deal with the wasps, and rake the leaves.... 😫

🐝🍂🐝🍂🐝🍂