After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace with no visitors for six months.
One day, there’s a knock. A huge, bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a party Friday at 5. You should come.”
“Sounds great,” says Tom.
Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.”
“No problem—I can handle that.”
“Probably some fightin’, too.”
“I get along with folks—I’ll be fine.”
“Maybe some wild sex, too.”
“Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?”
Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”
Breaking: Dolphins are trading Jaylen Waddle to the Broncos, per @AdamSchefter 🚨🤯
DEN receives: Waddle and a 4th-RD pick
MIA receives: 1st-RD pick (30th overall), 3rd-RD pick, & a 4th-RD pick
@SuaKCravens I don't think any team was beating the Celtics that year. They waxed everyone and got to sit KP all season. I don't buy into the no ring failed season talk. But I imagine if you tell people you're the GOAT you're ring chasing and your expectations are ring or bust.
To recap, the #Broncos beating the Bills left their QB in tears, their coach without a job, and their owner shaking his fist at clouds.
I love this team, man.