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'No wise fish/Ichthys…' Orthonoid islamoclastic #Watchmen × #Shazam for #BlueBeetle's sake:
☪️ repels 👽 from meeting us bc Quran is the Anti-Life equation.

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A.1% Prologue
Kafirverse, 2015 AD.
A timeline in which Alexander the Great reached China: Greek steam met Qin standardization, industrial revolution started 2000 years early. No islamic conquest.
Adrian Veidt achieved world peace by building 1 #BlueBeetle (煎) suit per continent.

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@travelingflying France, but the population has changed a lot.

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@TheFilmJunkee As long as it's called Captain Marvel 3, he can play White Adam and have Cringer play Tawky Tawny.

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@WigglyAir Riddler manimaled into a raccoon made perfect sense, though.

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@lisahsmithlhs The Gang Bang Theory.

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I should hope children don't get fisting jokes.

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@krispykreme @mastersmovie Cringer looks yummy.

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@TiffanyxFong What would be the correct way to tell a single mom that I'm not interested?

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24%
Veidt lands at Starkaðr's. [Raton🦝 has zex with Bubastis🐯] Don Qui Hotei marks each one's shadow with their G'Host initial:
B for Bubastis
L for Raton
L for Weasel
V for Jason
HH for Tony, but no one noticed he was holding his Care Bear Hikarus #樸
https://t.co/hktJo3lB0Z

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H.25% La machine infernale:
Adrian plays along: Killing a girl named Conundrum was like cutting the Gordian Knot…
Tony knew 2 girls scarred by islam, both adopted Koreans🤨 Frida & Willa made him paranoid.
He's always been antisocial: won't blame anyone, but denies erotomania:

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A.1% Prologue
Kafirverse, 2015 AD.
A timeline in which Alexander the Great reached China: Greek steam met Qin standardization, industrial revolution started 2000 years early. No islamic conquest.
Adrian Veidt achieved world peace by building 1 #BlueBeetle (煎) suit per continent.

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23%
They come back at night, Marcus in cuddly police attire. They witness a gathering of woodland critters (including human-sized Weasel) and sentient plushies. Raccoon plushy introduces himself as Raton. He came dragging a Care Bear who doesn't seem alive.