The Chancelady of Crooked Lane

IOA Park Services Seuss Status Lead. I'm a haunt writer and Rams fan by day, same thing by night.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Since a little birdie told me @Hallowed_Horror wasn't doing map contest this year, here is what I would've submitted and what I'll work on in the near future. #HHN #HHN2025
The Bones (Story descriptions) - https://t.co/ZRXQVStxRm
The Meat (Echoes-y) - https://t.co/bOB4uZ2IH6

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Ok, I guess.

I have nothing really to say about this. I don't know if this gothic, dark-city aspect is the best fit for what Nightmare Fuel shows have done in the past (though I can see some of it), but I'm sure they know what they're doing.

I just don't really care either way

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Show Announcement: Nightmare Fuel: Blood Noir

Embark on a dark musical journey and resist temptation as death-defying stunts lure you deeper into a vampire-ridden metropolis. Tickets now on sale: https://t.co/mmmGgQCofI

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Romeo & Juliet - Starcrossed Killers!

https://t.co/RsHIHUbEjp

My #HHN conspiracy history horror take on #Shakespeare and his most infamous tragedy - Romeo & Juliet.

Enjoy!

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

One of my dream IPs! I even wrote a whole maze treatment about the original trilogy. I am so goddman hyped, holy shit. Yes yes yes.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just announced: A haunted house based on the original Hellraiser trilogy is coming to Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights. Enter a realm of pure pain and become part of Pinhead’s nightmarish ritual. Tickets and packages now on sale: https://t.co/SJWqde2Bzl

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

@spinfilms7 It sounds like a completely different spin based on the interview that came out, maybe some similarities.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Worth noting - beyond the name, I’m pretty sure this has no connection to the other INVASION! beyond the naming. That zone didn’t have Grays. #HHN35

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just Announced: INVASION: Alien Abduction

Make contact with horrors from worlds unknown in this haunted house, where a ship full of Grays have torn apart a remote homestead in search of fresh test subjects.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Gray alien house feels overdue for many years so excited to finally see them tackle it! Aliens and robots in the same year, big sci-fi push…

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just Announced: INVASION: Alien Abduction

Make contact with horrors from worlds unknown in this haunted house, where a ship full of Grays have torn apart a remote homestead in search of fresh test subjects.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

@spookieboie22 They said in the Madlands article that it was like the first original to be announced or something, so I have a feeling they were going to have, if I were to guess, Bloodengutz maybe be at the end of the week originally.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

This should be fun! It's a fresh concept for the year (I'm shocked this isn't tied into anything), and the extended story seems interesting.

I don't know, something just isn't pulling me as much. I think I wanted more color out of this one, I guess.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just Announced: Cybergoria

Awaken thousands of years in the future in this haunted house and brave a cold world driven by machines with a singular goal: to make you live forever, even if it kills you.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

I wasn't sure exactly what this would be, but I think this should be pretty fun. The idea of different cannibal factions being like different animals could be really fun.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just Announced: MADLANDS: Caged Cannibals

In this haunted house, a defunct zoo is now the deadly domain of warring cannibal factions that have taken their animal instincts to extremes. They’re territorial. They’re hungry. And you’re lunch.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Excited to see Bloodengutz back! Interested to see what this actually entails. Looks like this will also be the "traditional" Halloween house of sorts, should be cool to see that mix with the HR Bloodengutz comedy aesthetic.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just Announced: H.R. Bloodengutz Presents: A Halloween Fright-Tacular!

Tune into a curated selection of H.R. Bloodengutz’ Halloween favorites in this haunted house complete with ghouls, gore and all the frights that keep you coming back for more.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

Only one more of these, thank goodness.

Stranger Things 4 was a bad house. I've never been as jazzed about this franchise as other people. This will bring in its crowd, but it's basically a "wasted" spot for me.

Zzzzzzzzz.

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just announced: A Stranger Things 5 haunted house is coming to Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights.

Join the Hawkins gang for one last adventure as you try to survive an army of Demogorgons, slay the Mind Flayer and defeat Vecna once and for all.

[The Chancelady of Crooked Lane @WatcherStores]

@FBallAnalysisYT The bar is so low for Aaron Glenn that he won’t actually get fired this season.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

The Preacher: Origins is a magic and stunt show chronicling the Preacher meeting the devil, making his deal, and ending the world. Acting as a prequel to this year. Marathon of Martyrs is a IP-centric lagoon show hosted by The Preacher. Tellers is my Die-In zombies replacement!

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

Whistling In The Woods is a spin on a Skinwalker in the woods story, but with a legion of uncanny fake humans stalking you in the woods. Automatons is about a tribe of survivors in the wasteland uncovering killer robots in the sands.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

Sermons is a classic table of contents, taking place inside of The Cathedral overrun by stained-glass versions of IP characters. L4D is an IP/Original where the survivors arrive at an infected Universal. Wharfeater is my take on a classic Lovecraft seaside town horror.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

Hellish Houseparties is my HHN fanboy house. Spiritual successor the Wicked Growth, a young couple makes a deal with The Pumpkin Lord to throw the most lit Halloween party of all time, only for him to mess their fun up. BLASPH3M.OS is an original based on divine machinery, iykyk.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

Trilogy of The Dead is once again a book report mashing up the 3 Romero zombie classics. Blood Meridian, my wildest pick, I imagined as this year's version of Terrifier. The goriest, "too far", honestly poor taste house following the Judge's horrifying exploits in the west.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

AoT is another book report house based on all 4 seasons. Imagined it similar to FNAF or AQP. Not that scary but technically impressive. Homunculus Street is an idea my friends and I came up with about killer living Muppets who wreak havoc on a children's show studio.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

The Mad God has us entering a medieval kingdom taken over by a cult of jesters who worship the God of Madness, who eventually shows us his true Lovecraftian form. Silent Hill 2 is just a book report of a mixture of the original game and remake.

[NATE DE OLIVEIRA @natedeolive]

Broadcast of The Damned has us trudging through a nuclear wasteland patrolled by angels and demons, all while his heretical broadcasts guide you to his Cathedral. Van Helsing follows him gaining access to futuristic weaponry and killing all of the classic monsters in their lairs.