Jonah Magnus

Parody/RP account for the Magnus Archives
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[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

𝓜𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓙𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓱...

✒️ Jonah Magnus, 23, 1820c.
✒️ Residing in Edinburgh, Scotland.
✒️ Accepting all correspondence and donations relating to encounters with the macabre.

✒️ Writer is 21+
✒️ Warnings for canon-typical themes and content
✒️ Multiship

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@GuindyMagnus Did someone say something?

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
She wishes she got
As much ass as I do

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

There is a sudden and suspicious increase of people talking about me. In very suspicious manners.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ @GuindyMagnus Mind your business.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@GuindyMagnus @JMagnus1800 Me neither.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ @GuindyMagnus On my way 😏

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ @GuindyMagnus I am a gay boy, thank you.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ @GuindyMagnus That is not what I'm saying. I'm saying it's one of the ways she could prove it.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@GuindyMagnus A report from a reputable doctor, signs of the usual symptoms, the confession of the man who supposedly did it. Any of these would at least lend you credibility.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@GuindyMagnus I didn't say it was the only one.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@GuindyMagnus That would be one example.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@GuindyMagnus I'll believe it when I see proof.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

I would really appreciate if you two would stop yelling private things in public.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ Right.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

"Water is wet."

[Mordechai Lukas @The_Best_Lukas_]

@GuindyMagnus your husband is having an affair

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ ... You think she really is?

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ She's clearly lying about the pregnancy, I've been saying that from the beginning.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ Mordechai.

[Jonah Magnus @WatcherToBe]

@The_Best_Lukas_ Why are you discussing my clitoris with my wife.