Hey Man, thought you should see this.
This is how a real man treats your son.
He’s not coming home for the holidays.
He’s never coming home again.
He’s mine now. I own him.
You lost him for good. https://t.co/hQvNZIHyQJ
Bro: how are you always making so many friends?
Me: I meet them all at the nude beach! They love how…..free I am! Wanna come watch how I do it?
Bro: I mean sure, might be fun to enjoy the sun and see how meet guys!