𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧

"𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝗽𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲, 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗹 𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻!"

#𝐌͟𝐕͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐀͟𝐆͟𝐔͟𝐄͟ 's Goddess of Water!

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"𝗡𝗼𝘄, 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵!"

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"... 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄?"

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"NOOO!

HOW DID THESE BEASTS GET HERE TOO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SAVE ME--BRRMF!!!"

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"True, it's just a fun little idea to think about.

So, Rimuru-San. This Goddess is bored out of her mind, therefore she doesn't mind hanging out here for a bit."

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

"I mean we could, but I don't have your exact measurement if we were to do something like that..."

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

Really? Well, it doesn't have to be booze. Could be juice or something.

If you say so though.

[˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗ @worldsmightiest]

I don’t uh, do alcohol. 💧
But thanks anyways.

It’s okay though…
Really.

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Right? I still remember when he used our crusader as bait tied to a wagon against some running hawk kites..

Enough about that NEET though, it's kinda crazy how much we look alike. Aside from some body differences and eye color, we could probably impersonate each other."

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

"I guess so. Actually, you're probably right..."

Yet said perv has the most common sense in his group. Rimuru feels sorry for the guy...even if he was a pervert...

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

Don't I know it, well... Not exactly in that particular manner, but still.

I should buy you a drink, sounds like you need one.

[˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗ @worldsmightiest]

Eh, you get used to it.

[—𝑲𝑬𝑳𝑫𝑶𝑹 @ExiledSorcery]

. . . .

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Flattery will get you everywhere!

Don't believe everything that NEET says though, a perv like him isn't to be always trusted."

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

"Right, right. I heard all about you from a certain panty theif."

"Though I have to say, your shade of blue is much lovelier."

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

Don't know if I'd wanna be called that by someone with that kind of title... 💧

[˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗ @worldsmightiest]

Another day of the world’s wickedest scientist calling me the Little Red Cheese.

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Well, Rimuru-San.

It's nice to meet someone who recognizes the beloved Goddess, Aqua.

I dont really run into someone with a similar hair color to mine, either."

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

Too easy, man...

"This monster has a name. It's Rimuru."

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Oh, oh oh?

Turns out some monsters can be wiser than some stubborn humans I know.

Well, I guess I can get along with a monster that has some common sense."

[『𝕽𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝕿𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐬𝐭』 @RisingNewbie]

(@WaterMegamiAqua)

" Y-Yeah, you're very intimidating. Very fitting for a goddess..."

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

Let this Goddess enjoy herself for a moment.

[‎ ‎ ⟢ ‎ ‎ ‎* ‎ ‎𝕭ℰ𝑨𝚃𝙍𝐼𝐂𝑬‎ ‎ ‎ ‎。 @SPIRlTFUL]

⠀

⠀ 𝑵𝑨𝑻𝑺𝑼𝑲𝑰 𝑺𝑼𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑼 ‛ 𝑺
⠀ 𓍢 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑇 𝑆𝑃𝐼𝑅𝐼𝑇 。

⠀

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"I admit we do occasionally mess up some, but he doesn't have to insult us as harshly as he does!

Deserve it?!

What kind of Goddess deserves that kind of treatment?!"

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Hey, hey!

What do you mean by 'less of what I am right now', huh?! Explain!"

[《 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 》 @Deviloftheshiel]

⠀

❝ . . . You sometimes deserve it , though ❞

⠀

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Huh!? Why not, huh!?

Why wouldn't you want a Goddess to taste your tea?! Not many can say a Goddess enjoyed their drink, you know!

I'm just curious about you as a person is all, you may be a demon, but I dont feel any hostility towards you."

[𝜗𝜚 ᅠᅠᅠ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝑟𝑎𝑚 ‎ @onielfula]

𐙚

“．．．Are you serious ? how bothersome, thanks for the flattery but you really are a pain. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘢．

. . .

so what is it you wanna learn about me”
(.ᐣ)
⠀

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

"Hey! I heard those quotation marks!

I really am a Goddess, look at my eye and hair color, and I'll bet you can tell what kind I am specifically from them!"

[୨୧ ❛ 𝓙𝘢𝘯𝘦 · 𝓓𝘰𝘦 ❜ —͟͞͞♡ @StoleYourBody]

ㅤ
❝ Was that supposed to be funny?

Your style is definitely cute, but I wouldn't quit your day job. I don't think the world is ready for a 'goddess' as funny as you. ❞
ㅤ https://t.co/oBLhN2jzw3

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

ZzzZzz...

[𝗔𝗾𝘂𝗮! 💧 @WaterMegamiAqua]

//*remembers konosuba anime is 10 years old now*

My bones.. They are dust..