Introducing our starting power forward:
MILES DITTO
Height: 6โ4. Weight: 185
Player comp: Tim Duncan
One of the best offseason signings we had. Used to be a baller for the Tomahawks. ๐๐จโ๐ฌ
Final player intro: last but certainly not least
Jace Barnett aka white lightning
Height: 5โ7. Weight. 145
Player comp: Patrick Beverly ๐น
Hof defense. Will be locking up your best guard. Has not touched a basketball since 8th grade but he is ready to ball
Next Player Introduction ๐จ
This is a guy who has been in the lab this offseason. ๐งช
Jackson Martin aka Jmart
Height: doesnt matter. Weight: 140.
Player comp: Klay Thompson (BigDawgsTv)
Dont know why he has a taco bell sign. Maybe a sponsorship??๐ฎ๐ฎ
Introducing the one and only:
Ethan Karberg aka Captain๐จโโ๏ธ
Height: 5,10 Weight: 180
Player comp: Lebron James
Only thing stopping him is the huzz in the stands ๐
Introducing our big man:
Jaxon Laughlin aka jlaugh
Height: 6โ4. Weight:200
Player Comparison: Joel Embiid
The 3 second violation does not apply to this man ๐ซก
Introducing our beloved bench mob
Kyle Lewis aka kevin
Height: 6โ6 Weight: 280
Player comp: Zach Edey
Kyle is just here to have some fun. We will be lucky if he shows up on time
Next Player Introduction ๐จ
This is a guy who has been in the lab this offseason. ๐งช
Jackson Martin aka Jmart
Height: doesnt matter. Weight: 140.
Player comp: Klay Thompson (BigDawgsTv)
Dont know why he has a taco bell sign. Maybe a sponsorship??๐ฎ๐ฎ
First two player introductions: Meet the DYNAMIC DUO and the men behind the madness
Max munn aka moneymunn
6โ0, 160.
Player comp: Dennis Rodman (dont let him get open)
Evan Pounds aka Poundtown
5โ6, 150.
Player comp: Trae Young