Noah

I like sharks Wie du schon weißt ich musste es mit ihnen geben...

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

When you get tired..

Normal people: *yawns*

People named Sean: *yeans*

[AB @AB84]

Welcome @Tua #CTESPN

[joseph @1j0seph]

when ur duo doesn’t get on when he supposed to

[GTA Intel @GTAlphaintel]

Audio fix in Apex Legends is coming on February 29

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Heyo! can't wait to skip through everyone's Snap stories of fireworks!!

[Bush Leaguer @BushLeague101]

for those of you lucky enough to be playing summer baseball.. please shotgun a Bang energy drink and chuck your first throw 50ft over your warm up partner’s head for me today

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

I only drink windex cuz I never lose

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Nothing beats the feeling of waking up in the middle of the night with a dry mouth and pounding that water bottle you left next to your bed...

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Just left the doctor's recently after drinking some brake fluid. They seemed to be worried, so I assured them that I could stop at anytime

[Matthew Nelson @matthewnels21]

I always have to save him.... @Waterboyy_____

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

@matthewnels21 Hi upset, I'm Noah...

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Uhh I don't really know what to think of this...

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

People who chew ice cubes should be considered dangerous

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

If I have to pre-heat the oven to 425° for 1 pizza, do I need to pre-heat the oven to 850° for 2 pizzas?

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Merry Christmas!!! Do fish drink water?

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Thursday: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I love you all and am very thankful for everything in my life :))

Friday: damn my 80 inch TV fricken sucks

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Wanna know the most important unwritten rule?
1:

Pretty crazy right?!

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

My friend: "Yo, do you want this pamphlet?"

Me: "Brochure"

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Doctor: sorry for the long wait

Patient: no problem I am patient

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

If you're wearing AirPods and they get stolen by two people running in opposite directions, who are you gonna chase down?!

[Noah @Waterboyy_____]

Life Hack: If you don't have an ice cream scoop, put a metal spoon in the microwave for 30 seconds! When it's done it will slice right through the ice cream! :)

DISCLAIMER: Be very careful not to burn your hands after taking the spoon out of the microwave!