Simon Waterer

computer bloke, garden ninja, golf obsessed, wannabe ski bum, any thoughts I have are my own - I think

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@ptexpat The dogs not bad either - Ho Ho

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@ptexpat He’s the reason we got a dog. Well not really - just an excuse for Willow to make his twitter debut.

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Nothing says Christmas quite like Bomey M https://t.co/iSuB3B4HGF

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@AndrewMcCurdy12 Is that why Christmas has been cancelled in the U.K.? 😃 wishing a good one.

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@hadhughes @kfc @JustEatUK Pot noodle for the parents?

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@ptexpat Very good

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With the result taking so long, the ebbs and flows of the count, at least in the US they are beginning to get a feel for the joy of Test Cricket. Though I suspect there won't be a draw. Knockout round of #Dream11IPL starts today. #USElectionResults

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Don't Rock the Boat: reality TV that's harrowing, dystopian and fascinating https://t.co/viphoOm842 #DontRockTheBoat is my new guilty pleasure. Filling the void left by #TheJump. Craig Charles you trouper.

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@allyrdatarb2us Wherever I lay my head that’s my home

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@ptexpat I assume not Alex Jones - the host of the one show ....

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@ptexpat Neither was particularly inspiring. But certainly the later was predictable.

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@peteaven @DavidGorbet I'm sure that there is an election in November is unconnected

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@hadhughes It’s all your neighbours playing fortnite

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@ptexpat Wetherspoons - poor bastards.

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@peteaven I suggest you don’t sneak into the US equivalent of Porton Down and inject yourself with a pathogen of your choice. Stay well 😀

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@hadhughes @ade_carr @NicolaBradshaw0 @SarahCrabb89 @dmroberts @rogerdleeuk @robimlaw Hope you guys have a great time. Greetings from #verbier. Loads of fresh powder here. In Bad Gastein for final ski trip in a couple of weeks.

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@ptexpat An unbelievable match. I still can’t figure out how we won - well we didn’t really win. Everything worthwhile is won by inches.

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I think there was a tennis match going on - but frankly who cares.

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Nerves shredded ✅
Heart rate through the roof ✅
Dramatic finale ✅
SUPER OVER! ✅
England World Champions ✅

Have you ever seen anything like it? Just unbelievable.

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#CWC19final #bbccricket #CricketWorldCupFinal

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@NicolaBradshaw0 I thought we were dead and buried in normal time and during the super over. Huge slice of luck. Had to check the rule book myself. I guess you just have to keep fighting to the end in what ever you do