Jason Knepper

Author, Artist, Ecstatic, Mystic, and Friendly Neighborhood Weirdo. My Youtube channel :

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline The one panel interview I've had was since I'd the most fun I've ever had, and I was interviewing to be a staff astrologer!!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

Come out to Dulles Town Center for #SpellboundSaturday, and ecosystem some Reiki, astrology, tarot readings, and other wonderful things today!
https://t.co/rzpYfnSilP

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline - I can't possibly be the only person that is mid-key scared of @krysdubbs ; this woman could have you skinned and gutted in a parking garage at lunchtime, be back at work being sweet and innocent, and no one suspects ANYTHING!!!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline Look up ear replacement for a real squick - they stick a fake ear under the skin on a limb, the chest, and weirdest of all, a freakin' MOUSE!! They've got to stretch skin to make a new ear!!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline Am I the only one lowbrow enough to call these folks jizz-joggers?

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline @EITMonline this reminds me of Alisa Lam, missing woman fiend dead in hotel water tank - for WEEKS, people were complaining about a foul smell and taste - corpus juice is WAY worse than bladder juice!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

If you're in #NorthernVA, come on out to the #illuminatefairfax event for some energy, cool rocks, and entertaing people!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

My latest and greatest - the #bluelotus ! I cast both the flower and the sphere, and i LOVE the texture of the petals! Now available on my site, https://t.co/nEOxzYRqsF!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline @GabrielIglesier , i heard this story and heard one word in my head: "MAAAAARTINE!"

[ELLIOT IN THE MORNING @EITMonline]

"Hoochie Hut" strip club sign raising eyebrows, concerns in Waynesville. https://t.co/h2gDzYfqNG

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

If you're in the #nova area, come on down to the #Vapsychicfair, all the finest psychics, hackers, benefits, and weirdoes are here!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline I think it's less to do with etiquette and more to do with physicians, cops, and military having a much bigger percentage of sociopaths and psychopaths than all other professions. Only a psycho insists on that kind of address.

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline I heard a story about a woman who had her car towed over Superbowl Sunday, and got a $9000 bill !!!

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

My newest creation, the sphere of #elemental #wood ! One of the few projects that came out EXACTLY like I wanted!
#alumilite #alumiliteresin #epoxyresin #epoxyart #witchystuff #magick

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline If you don't have the vas deferens, you only eject seminal fluid with no sperm in it.

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline The body makes seminal fluid from whatever food and fluid you take in and loads the reservoir for ejaculation. The body produces sperm from the cells OF the body and its stored in the testicles until orgasm is reached, when the seminal fluid and sperm is combined and ejected.

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

@EITMonline Think of your eyes like all the cameras on a tv studio stage - an editor takes all the film and cuts it together to make it seamlessly transition from camera to camera. Your brain takes 15 seconds to do the same editing

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

My latest #alumilite piece - the hands are cast from a mold, and the #elementalfire sphere came out even better than i thought! #witchyvibes #metaphysical #woowoo

[Jason Knepper @Waterfire741]

Passing of a legend.. this guy's music founded one of the #percruciate moments of my life.. #meatloaf #rockyhorrorpictureshow #bitchtitbob