richard nixon is artsy asf

shade button 🫳🚨(eleanore, she/her) 113 and a 10 😝

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

i’m richard nixon and i’m here to make it clear

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

i would be so fucked if i lived a long time ago. no glasses, no air conditioning, no gps…

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

flexing your duolingo streak is like cosplaying having your shit together

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i’ve been Doing School for like 15 years now and i think i am yet to experience a desk that is not at least a little bit wobbly.

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why is it so embarrassing when your family witnesses you doordash something

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when you feel the tiniest chill and suddenly it’s time to watch gossip girl again

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#NewProfilePic richard nixon is artsy asf

[Kitty (he/she/they)🏳️‍🌈😷🍉 @kittythedork_]

Please stop using AI. It’s like bad and stuff.

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

#NewProfilePic richard nixon is literally Frank-N-Furter

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the sword of damocles (a total crash out) is hanging over my head and i’ve got a feeling someone’s gonna be cutting the thread (my mental stability)

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give dick van dyke a lifetime achievement oscar this year!!! please!!! that man deserves egot status!!!

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

the college experience:
- scanning for ops on the bus
- scanning for ops in the dining hall
- scanning for ops on the sidewalks
- scanning for ops in big classes
- random obsession with juice

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

america:
60 year old lady with tons of experience who’s just a little bit silly❌
78 year old man who gained public attention because of a reality TV show and is a 34 count felon ✅

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

LAME PAIN????

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

hairy child
lame pain
nail whore
sane my dick
the weed toe my son

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

Trump won.

I do not support him, I did not vote for him. But, let’s not make the same fools of ourselves that Republicans did in 2020 by calling it stolen.

[richard nixon is artsy asf @WatergateMofo]

@bocxtop domala

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#NewProfilePic richard nixon is wet

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i fw total drama i just have to pretend it isn’t canadian

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i think therefore i am elle woods

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can’t talk rn too busy existing in the context

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why is the wallace and gromit penguin actually kinda fuckin scary?