groucho mark

🌟💥🌟 2006 Time Person of the Year 🌟💥🌟 he/him

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@BTRowland Oh cool! I'll follow now. I imagine it's tough to figure out the cross posting. I'm only over there now but am not a creator so not worried about missing out on the audience that isn't

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@greekgothgf Hey do you want a BlueSky code?

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@dirtbagqueer Hey Victoria do you want a BlueSky code?

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@JFergusonAU Hey Justin do you want a BlueSky code? I've moved over there and miss seeing your coverage

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@b_outliers Hey Stephen do you want a BlueSky code?

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

I mean, I haven't tweeted in months anyway. If you want to see what I'm up to its the same username on Insta BUT ALSO Letterboxd and Serialized is where I really live

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

This might be my last tweet

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@MattDForeman Bc I love Gattica

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

538 sports forecasts have been some of most viewed pages for years

But at least the Braves will go down in history as the top ELO rating

[Ryan Best @ryanabest]

Today was a very sad day over @FiveThirtyEight. After the recent layoffs and organizational decisions from Disney/ABC News, the team is officially no longer maintaining or supporting our sports forecasts.

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@leilalw I gotta come see this house

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@courtthefox Bc you've seen a lot of movies

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

Haven't seen Shutter Island but Hugo is the combo breaker imo

[Brian Tallerico @Brian_Tallerico]

A number of people here claiming Shutter Island breaks this streak and they’re out of their damn minds. A movie that gets better every time I see it.

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

The reasoning here is that they lost the evidence bc they were accidentally deleted which........WHAT

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

UPDATE: 40+ charges against ex @hcsotn deputy Daniel Wilkey DISMISSED - prosecutor “sees no avenue of prosecution”

6 counts of sexual battery, 2 rape, extortion, stalking, assault FORCED BAPTISM of a woman who since died of an “overdose”😳
https://t.co/pgngXbBKH3

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

Who's going with me

[Switchfoot @switchfoot]

The time has finally come! We're celebrating the 20th anniversary of The Beautiful Letdown by taking these songs on the road- playing the entire album front to back for the first time ever.

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

Substitute teachers go through enough shit (especially on a state testing week). They don't need to be mocked for their gender or harassed in the bathroom.

[Times Free Press @TimesFreePress]

Influencers and commenters speculated that the teacher was a transgender woman and argued they should not be allowed in schools. But the teacher said claims they are a transgender woman are false.

https://t.co/s4tYMe2BKe

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

@_acerniglia Had to make that clear this time.

[groucho mark @WatlingtonMark]

I'm pretty sure my new coworkers like me better than they liked the person I'm replacing and folks, nothing feels better