Sporadic Watson compliments

Sporadic compliments for Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian): cult leader; kind man; great hair.

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Hello @watsoncomedian, the Decade community is wonderful: thank you for setting that up. Your skill at bringing people together is excellent.

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I'm not entirely sure about outsourcing compliments, but they seem really confident about it.

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Hi Mark! Thank you for putting out an entire show on YouTube, for free. It's brilliant. https://t.co/N3fMsVJy7A

Also you have great hair. Ok bye!

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Did you know!

They're also complements, because they're free.

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Sorry, yeah, compliments! Um.

You're at least as attractive as a very fit zebra. 🦓

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Hope you see a really, really sexy zebra today. 🦓

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I mean, even a horse, but ideally a zebra.

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Afternoon @watsoncomedian! You're unfailingly kind: what a great thing to be.

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@ChrissyD_Comedy Every time I try to be respectful I end up being even more disrespectful...

Anyway, you should see the *other* wheel: unacceptable edition. It's just me yelling "fit arse!" out the window of a car as I drive past.

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It's rained so much over the past few days that I almost regret wishing you so many ducks.

Let's break it up: I wish you an ostrich. Good luck with that one.

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Your hair looks nice. 10/10, no notes, etc.

Also, I hope you meet another duck. 🦆

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I've listened to the feedback, and apparently this "isn't a compliment".

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Hello! Hope you see an unexpected duck today. 🦆 Not like, in your bathroom, because that would be challenging, but perhaps as you're walking around: sudden duck. Unexpected mallard. Unforeseen Eurasian teal. Baffling harlequin.

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Surprise compliment AND snack. *throws croissant at you*

You're great at community-building, and really know how to make people feel included. Have a lovely day, @watsoncomedian.

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Hello! Did you know, the way you remember details about people's lives makes them feel noticed and appreciated. Keep it up.

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Happy birthday @watsoncomedian! 🎉 I hope that today is filled with your favourite things, lovely people, and great food. Thanks for all you do.

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We gratefully accept submissions.

[Chrissy Derbyshire @ChrissyD_Comedy]

I'd like to submit something to @Watsompliments.

My dad said, 'You can see in his eyes he's a genuinely decent, kind person'. And that's everybody's takeaway when they meet Mark. And they're right. I just think that's neat.

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Happy Christmas @watsoncomedian! 🎄😄 Hope today is filled with the optimum levels of food, alcohol and festivities.