watson

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

"you let your cat sleep in your bed!?" brother i would let my cat shoot a gun if he wanted to

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

adhd is RIDICULOUS, like why am I holding my pee because “peeing is boring”

[Mia Mulder @Potatopolitics]

Dune is actually not a cautionary tale of charismatic leaders but actually a cautionary tale about boy-moms

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

cure for depression

[fran @galacticidiots]

It’s officially spring, meaning Persephone is back from the Underworld and at her mother’s house, so from now on every time the weather is unseasonably cold and dreary it just means Persephone snuck out to visit Hades in secret but Demeter saw it on the birdwatch porch cam

[The Red Sorcerer @red_sorcerer_]

in the maged tower. straight up "castin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My magits

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Your brain when you realize that you can just walk home from the bar regardless of how far it is

[🕸️ @recreatings]

me fighting the urge to not kms over one small inconvenience

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

matthew lillard and outkast, 2002

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

To all my tech minded friends the Apple Vision Pro is an absolute GAME CHANGER in the bathroom

[dirt girl @haterofwords2]

was talking to my dad and he told me when he was 20 he did too many shrooms before work and “called in evil” he said he thought he was evil and couldn’t come into work

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

Pro tip: if you take your girlfriend to see Dune 2 and she hasn’t seen Dune 1, you get to describe the plot of the first movie to her at dinner (including useful details from the books). And she can’t stop you bc actually you’re being considerate. Huge loophole.

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

can you help bring in the groceries

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

[El Mago @AtlantisFell]

Kinda reminds me of how much cooler fantasy is when incorporating other people and cultures because a native american inspired Jon Snow eats.