Chris Watto

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@LagerStreisand This is better than the “he’s 28 until he becomes 29” stuff. Keep it up lads!

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@maitlis @maitlis it was the delay in the arm raising too that was so telling! How could they not know question would come up, and why wouldn’t they have a set decision on yes or no? So bizarre!

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@CDEccleshare was catching up on some old cliches and you mentioned you wrote an article about your Sunday league team folding……where is it? I spent half a day flicking through all your Athletic articles but haven’t found it…..can you send me a link? Keep up the top work!

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@bradchattergoon Bloomberg could be an option in London. If interested, let me know. Good luck if you’ve already found something.

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@Zonal_Marking @TheAthleticUK @OptaJoe @ricko00 Congrats. We’re you not approached by @TheTotallyShow ? Poor if they’ve not tried to poach you. Good luck for InterTotally!

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Tier 1
Tier 2
Tier 3

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Alanis Morrissette just exploded

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@thefatbearuk Devastating. You guys are excellent and I’m sure you will be back!

(Put me down for Crowdfunding too)

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@TheWansteadtap @AlexClark999 Superb. What time do you close today?

[Trudi @Trudski2012]

You're gonna need a bigot boat

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I used 6,000 N95 masks to spell out "THANK U HEROES!!!!!" on the beach then lit them on fire so nurses all over the world could see ♥️

[Scott Lynch @scottlynch78]

Reflecting on the fact that Blofeld's base in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER had an "If in doubt, ASK" sign posted in the control room. So few megalomaniacs get this! Whether your base is an oil rig or a volcano, empowering your minions via an atmosphere of mature inquiry is so important.

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

Let us pause briefly and consider the sheer unadulterated fucking horror of being Kara

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@FootballCliches I’m hosting 4 player 97/98 using WhatsApp photos for updates. Limited transfer time per team and we imposed a transfer window. Didn’t help me as I got sacked by Arsenal in Jan (Dein never liked me) but the other lads are top three in prem and going strong.

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@HackneyWickFC @stowtownfc Where are you guys playing? I’ll come support. Love what you’re doing.

[Jamie Bartlett 🇬🇧 @JamieJBartlett]

How to use the train toilet hands free. #coronavirusus

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@Andy_Craig Big, big fan. Top battle he’s having!

[Aaron Rutkoff @aaronrutkoff]

Hello your friends @buisness have just launched an entire new climate website, and in a few months we will introduce a new magazine for our climate journalism. It's called Bloomberg Green. https://t.co/seCRJHaY0l

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

@loafhome urgent help needed. Your delivery driver has gone to billing address instead of delivery address. There is a 10 min drive difference. Can you contact me to help fix this issue

[Chris Watto @WattoAMLC]

I don’t tweet often but hopefully you can scroll easily to my previous tweet if you click into me. 😳