Wavy Navy

We wear tshirts, sell expensive holidays, hoard tickets, play trumpets and sing a lot. You’ve seen us on the tele at cricket. We don’t watch cricket

[Wavy Navy @WavyNavy15]

Bloody Green Team. Always spoiling the fun. #againstthegreenteam

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Anyone got this bloke’s number? We’ve heard he’s available on a Bosman. #wavynavy

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#savethewavynavy

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It’s becoming clear that cricket can’t survive this crisis. At the #wavynavy we obviously don’t like cricket but have always tolerated it as a way of getting on TV and annoying people. We will need to find new ways to do this for our organisation to survive. Suggestions welcome..

[Wavy Navy @WavyNavy15]

Forget Joe Wicks. Start your Lockdown St George’s Day with a live patriotic video rendition of Agadoo at 11am. Barry the Bugle will be back and leading this cos he’s on furlough. Gold #wavynavy members can join in and annoy the fuck out of their neighbours. Aga doo doo doo....

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Ben Foakes!!!! Even we liked cricket for an hour.

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Here at the #wavynavy we think all cricketers should concentrate more on inflatable melons and less on actually managing to score runs. That’s why we’re huge fans of this current England team. #AriseSirJofra

[Wavy Navy @WavyNavy15]

We’re on replay. We’re on replay. Listen to us. Just listen to us. God we were good last summer. #everywhereweare #wavynavy

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Stuck at home? No cricket fans to annoy until 2021. Gold #wavynavy members can join us this evening for our Live Q&A with Wavy Navy spiritual leader, Timmy Mallett. He’ll be answering your questions and giving tips on how to annoy your neighbours instead while you stay at home.

[Wavy Navy @WavyNavy15]

@aidanward25 @wrigdog @justinbarrell @MarcFVandeVelde They all are.

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@aidanward25 @wrigdog @justinbarrell @MarcFVandeVelde We approached the artist formerly known as Savile who was apparently associated with this rogue mob but he actually seems to like cricket a bit too much. So it’s a no from us.

[Wavy Navy @WavyNavy15]

@aidanward25 @justinbarrell @MarcFVandeVelde Fun is only allowed at cricket if it is orchestrated by at least a Gold level #wavynavy member. That includes singing, beer snakes, Mexican waves and everything else that is thoroughly annoying to actual cricket fans. Everyone knows that. These imposters will not prevail.

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Early #wavyfactor entries submitted include the fantastic Blackpool Brenda who is singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight on her doorstep everyday at 5am to keep up spirits in her neighbourhood. Superb contender. #awimbawe #wavynavy

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Precisely what we’re looking for. But can you do our theme tune, Agadoo? #wavyfactor

[Mr Kronenbourg Shrek⭐⭐ @KronenbourgMr]

@WavyNavy15 I can fart Jerusalem!

[Wavy Navy @WavyNavy15]

...you could be the next Barry The Bugle #wavynavy #wavyfactor

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Introducing #wavyfactor We’re looking for England’s most annoying people. Can you shout Wavy Navy non stop for an hour? Can you do the Mexican wave countdown? Can you shout “Av It” really loudly? We want to hear from you. Send your self isolation auditions to us.

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As no one’s got anything to do or anywhere to go any more, we’re making an important #wavynavy announcement tomorrow. Watch this space. It’s going to be really shit and really annoying...

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Where was everyone earlier? #wavynavy

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@herefordrich Who?