Joaquin San Mateo

thank heaven you asked, it’s a long story although it’s kind of a short one | he/him

[Joaquin San Mateo @WaxSM]

waking up from tweet writing hibernation to say #Ipana7oNa10ParaSaLahat #LeniKiko2022 #ChelDioknoSaSenado

[paytondev🏳️‍🌈 @paytondev]

this guide on emergency response for the Ioniq 5 might be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[𓂀 @naydeenradias]

Not everyone saying it looks like a burger 😭😭😭 this is my graduation project for fashion school and it resembles a BURGER?????????

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

guy at the bar saw me drawing and we got to talking and i asked him if he drew or painted and he said his art is playing baseball and i unironically love that. fuck yea dude. there is art in everything we do. go paint with your bat.

[BOOM 🇧🇪 @spacitroncactus]

cave divers when they have kids and a loving wife at home:

[Rina_vocmod vtubeuse @Rina_vocmod]

Au risque me traité de clochard ou quoi mais il a un mec qui c'est débarrasser a cote de la poubelle son écran pc qui marche !! J'ai testé et tout et il est níquel ( mise a part la saleté que vous avais vu ) je suis heureuse

[lian 🐛 playing fe4 @insectjellyyy]

someone neuter him for me please

[ninajirachi @ninajirachi]

coz no one in the world knows me better

[Elpis 🩵 FE8 plushies soon @Elpis0fh0pe]

I don't know how to explain this sprite. But it feels like the awkward middle evolution of a Pokemon they had no idea what to do with.

[Arvis4Prez - Playing TMGC @arvis4prez]

Do you think these felixes fight each other when I’m not looking

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[lili @_lawleez]

Went clubbing in Lisbon last night and the dj transitioned LCD soundsystem into new order. Whole room gagged

[wnicapek @wnicapekk]

ada tamu datang ke rumah terus ngerokok, aku sodorin asbak ini malah pada diam ngeliatin

[Minerva @FE_Red_Dragoon]

Louis having this as his personal skill is so based

[lian 🐛 playing fe4 @insectjellyyy]

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Forte @fortayee]

It’s funny that 3 houses has both secret lizard people who control the world and secret people who live underground and control the world and they’re 2 different groups

[TNS | Saint Cola @_saintcola]

Fighting game tournaments just be having the most insane venues just because

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

i really did raise an ipad baby huh

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice

[Ivy 🌿 The Eevee Girlie! 💞 @ivybnnuy]

thank god i warned you