Wax Takes

Your source for bidden lover wax takes on the sports card hobby an industry. Satire account

[Jay @STLLEGEND]

If your college sport doesn't bring in any revenue, you shouldn't get paid for it. You already got a full ride scholarship, free housing, and a stipend. Wtf else you need?

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@SCUncensored It’s a poor attempt at extending the base checklist as a replacement for the PLE subset they had last year; akin to a Rookie Debut RC in baseball flagship. Need to either shrink the base checklist or come up with something different like an action variation using the base design

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@SCUncensored @Topps Appreciate the Panini 1/1s in the bookcase that are clearly seen but not shown

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@LVPhantoms Maybe take Melvin photos out of the marketing circulation for the foreseeable future if there’s in fact a monster in there.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

Ashley Simpson’s entire career ended after her lip-sync appearance on SNL yet Gen Z is too fucking dumb to cancel her literal successor of an industry plant

[EA SPORTS @EASPORTS]

Stella Lefty performs “Why Wouldn’t We” live from the EA SPORTS Ultimate Tailgate stage at Texas 🏈🤘

#UltimateTailgate #StellaLefty #UTAustin

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

First ever @CollegeGameDay guest to have ever posted an inc*st porn clip on their personal Twitter account before appearing on the show

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes.

Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@NEOCards_Comics The issue is, if this in fact does exist as a cheat sheet to see what’s in a sealed case, what’s stopping card manufacturers like Fanatics/Topps from sending it in a separate envelope/email to their preferred breakers with matching serial numbers?

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@stoolpresidente @OldTakesExposed Hey @OldTakesExposed, I’d prefer a full accounting of every time Dave Portnoy has called black people the n word while working for Barstool.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

Good Good demonstrating firsthand that you need a large enough financial clout in the industry where it’s impossible to immediately replace you, like @backyardbreaks_ or @barstoolsports, before you go around publicly degrading women in comedy skits…or not.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@MrSantiZap WWE associating itself with a known domestic abuser and sympathizer of the KKK in Ryan Garcia tells you a lot about where HHH and TKO’s priorities are.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

Maybe India and China shouldn’t be so terrible at football that they can’t even qualify over countries like Jordan and Iraq. Enough with the participation trophy expansions.

[ESPN @espn]

Gianni Infantino confirmed that FIFA will discuss expanding the men's World Cup to 64 teams after the 2026 tournament, saying every nation should have the chance to dream of playing at football's biggest event. https://t.co/HvBTuagd8h

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@Topps Yes, commemorate a man who signed into law the Patriot Act and forever robbed the American people of their privacy by drastically expanding the government’s mass surveillance of its civilians; irregardless of who’s in office

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

I cannot express how absolutely dogshit this looks. The absolute minimum amount of effort was put in. Truck stop t-shirts look better than this. Pathetic design standards at @Topps

[Topps @Topps]

Celebrate 250 years of America with an all-new commemorative trading card 🇺🇸

Look for rare Red, White & Blue Foil parallels numbered to /250!

[Gellman @SCUncensored]

I bought this card yesterday on eBay for a fair price, and the seller just canceled the order. I already know what happened, but I'm going to give him until 1pm ET to respond before I put his information up everywhere. If this card shows up - I paid for it and it should belong to me.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@WNYCards There should be some affordable sets released that look great but don’t have any autos/relics. Should drive manufacturing costs down significantly for these sets to make them more friendly for collectors. Think Cosmic Chrome but simply no autos and have SSPs be the chase.

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

There goes the @Sidemen main demographic. No wonder they've been pivoting into card breaking and repacks.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

UK to ban TikTok and Youtube for those under 16, per FT

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@ufc Real big sissy boy energy here, @ufc. Are you afraid of getting wet like a bunch of little babies?

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

Patrick Mahomes could shut up all five of these men and Cody if he came out against playing Sorsby due to his history of gambling

[Trey Wallace @TreyWallace]

Texas Tech Pres. Lawrence Schovanec, head coach Joey McGuire, AD Kirby Hocutt and associate AD Grant Stoval have released a 22 minute video on Brendan Sorsby

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

Does Brendan Sorsby possess a video of Cody Campbell getting busy with a pig ala David Cameron or something

[Amanda Christovich @achristovichh]

Brendan Sorsby’s attorney, Jeff Kessler, has sent the Big 12 a letter saying the conference could be subject to legal action if they take steps against Texas Tech.

Full letter, obtained by @FOS:

[Wax Takes @WaxTakes]

@WrestleOps @SBJ Shouldn't Nick be more worried about his lawsuit alongside Vince McMahon right now.