Mike(parody)🚗

Tough-guy boyfriend of @TinaWillH5. Haddonfield's resident bad boy. #HalloweenVerse #Parody

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Hey, mind your damn business. My baby plays better music than anything else in this town.

[Samantha Thomas @RedHottDevil]

Does Mikey listen to anything else besides that stupid 🎶 Anything for Money 🎶 song?!

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

You know what? At least I don't have to hear her annoying mouth anymore.

[Rachel Carruthers🎃 @RachCarruthers]

So did she, and you’re worried about a stupid car!

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

@TinaWillH5 Can't believe this is actually happening.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Oh....Tina! Sorry, one of those jerks knocked me out and took our ride.

[Tina Williams(parody)🦇 @TinaWillH5]

Seriously thinking of breaking up with you, pal...

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Hey, I almost died over here!

[Rachel Carruthers🎃 @RachCarruthers]

No concern at all for your girlfriend. Typical Mikey.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

@NicoleVampirex Liar 😎

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

My freaking forehead hurts! I thought I was dead meat! Where's my car?!?

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy Birthday to Wendy Kaplan AKA Tina Williams! #Halloween #MichaelMyers

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Shit!

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Which one of you assholes took the gas out of my car?

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Get in, loser. We're going to the Super Bowl party.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Shut up and get in the car. We're going to Pizza Hut.

[Tina Williams(parody)🦇 @TinaWillH5]

🎶Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
Sharif don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah🎶

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

@cakeofsodomy Nope. Flush 'em.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Baby I'm in love.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Any chance he has a spare tire out there?

[Spitz @SpitzHaHa]

Pfft enjoy watching me boink Samantha in the barn sky balloon

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

Hey spy balloon.....spy on this.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

@tedraimi Still the best Banner. Definitely had a Lon Chaney Jr vibe to his character.

[Mike(parody)🚗 @WaxedLegsH5]

One of Earl's steaks at the Oasis.