@AmazingSights I knew it! All that stuff about cows being peaceful herbivores is just meant to lower our defences, so we won't notice when they sneak into our yards and eat our chickens!
Folks, this is not a regular cat, it is actually a very rare marsupial called The Southern Highlands Kangaroo Cat. It is a native of the mountains of southern Australia, and subsists mostly on fruit, which it reaches by jumping up into the trees. Question is, how did it end up in the US?