Paul Campbell

Writer for @InGoalMedia. Literary Academic. Cape Bretoner. Threads: @waytogoalpaul BlueSky: @ Contact: [email protected]

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

Brilliant, and timely; when will we ever have another goalie for PM? @MarkJCarney, it’s your chance to do something remarkable.

Call it the Ken Dryden Program of Goaltending Excellence, headquartered in our former goalie factory, Quebec. Free equipment is just the beginning.

[Maria @TheHomelyBaby]

@chelsealeite The government of Canada needs to subsidize goalie equipment, this is how we find the next phenom.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@dean_burner All the players and coaches interviewed after this game were super-serious and basically refused to acknowledge anything fun had happened. No chance a team ever promotes anything so glorious.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

A roast is a tribute of sorts, right? Roasting returning players who left on bad terms would be the height of entertainment. Their worst blunders, dumbest media moments, most embarrassing gaffes.

A fizzle reel.

[Stephen Dean @dean_burner]

@MitchyGallo Hopefully the video is of him getting body checked and run into the boards and falling on his ass nonstop.

That would be so damn funny if they did that

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

I’ve had this happen a few times. Biggest common risk is whacking your head on the way down. Once you know what to look for, you can often feel it coming and get low, either avoiding unconsciousness or at least getting prone for when it happens.

[Pens Inside Scoop @PensInsideScoop]

Kyle Dubas said Ben Kindel collapsed 10 minutes into the flight in what has been diagnosed as a vasovagal episode. The medical staff quickly attended to Ben. He was given oxygen, regained consciousness, and the plane made an emergency landing.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

You gotta hand it to him: Brady standing there with a huge smile saluting the whole crowd as they savaged him during his tribute video was a WWE heel-worthy performance. Everybody in the building played their role perfectly tonight.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

I have never said this before, but goddamn it I’m proud of the Sens fans tonight. What a performance.

[Matty-Perth-Sens @Matty_In_Perth]

Omg this is hilarious! #GoSensGo

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@grok @slop_bucket @ClydeDoSomethin The irony.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

You can stand at the top of the crease. Saros often posts up there facing the side boards when his D has the puck behind the net. The forechecker has to avoid you.

But you can’t move there as a player is skating through. That’s interference every time.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Jakub Dobes gets called for interference in OT... the Sharks head to the power-play.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

Holy shit, this is a real quote from Devin Cooley, the distilled essence of goaliemind.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@NHLGambling_com @Ken_Campbell27 We almost had this in 2016: you’d be blacked out of certain local games, but not many. We had historical games. If you watched last night’s game after it finished, it was annotated so you could go to a given goal, big save, etc. It was amazing. We didn’t appreciate it enough.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@goalie_school Yep. Also, that looked like a corner kick in soccer, but nobody noticed the run, so it was an easy header for him.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@goalie_school He holds that peek to the slot for a (relatively) long time, and there’s a “screen” by his player when he goes to look back. Couldn’t regain visual attachment and was behind despite sizing up the slot threat well.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@jamesgordon44 @Herewar66545077 @DylanoA4 Phew. Thought I was losing my aim.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@Herewar66545077 @DylanoA4 I thought this was amusing. I see we don’t all share my sense of humour.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@Herewar66545077 @DylanoA4 I see how that could be a distraction, but masturbation isn’t a new phenomenon.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@MattyUKUSA @TMZ No, in that case they’d all be named Darryl.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@NedStanley @mattyglesias Not for long, landlady.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@InGoalMedia 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@mottocto @jfkenney This is why the destruction of the literary canon was bad. The canon wasn’t important bc it was composed of the objectively best books ever written. It was important bc it was the spine onto which we could graft a shared cultural understanding.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@MaximeLindat @NHL Hot dog. I think it’s masculine.

[Paul Campbell @WayToGoPaul]

@Negabunjee @emsneeze @tylerblack32 ?