Overly Manly Man

More Manly than you will ever be.

[True And Wise @TrueAndWise]

Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will.

[True And Wise @TrueAndWise]

Life is too short not to enjoy it.

[True And Wise @TrueAndWise]

Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

A man hit me once...I was the last baby he ever delivered.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Children? You mean, Fuck Trophies.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Wire strippers? You mean, my finger nails.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Inhaler? You mean, Cigar.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Frost Bite? You mean, Ice Tan.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Permanent scar? You mean "Free Tattoo".

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Best. Prank. Ever. http://t.co/9qE9V4mxlp #viralad

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

I like my women like I like my coffee, steaming hot and all over my penis.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Dubstep? You mean the sound my asshole makes when taking a shit?

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Assault rifles made illegal? Better keep my pants on then.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Semen? You mean my girlfriend's eye drops?

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Donate blood? Hand me a bucket and a gun.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Personality? You mean her tits?

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Chuck Norris? Never heard of her.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Does the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

3 steaks a day, fights off the gay.

[Overly Manly Man @WayTooManly]

Kills two stones. With one bird.