Caleb Parsons

I mostly retweet sports things. Buccaneers/Braves/UVa

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

“In the historical tradition of Virginia, the law not only permitted but required its citizens to arm themselves with the instruments of a basic infantryman…”

[Ronnie Adkins @RonnieAdkins]

For clarity, I carry a gun every day so I don’t really care if someone thinks it’s weird I listen to Nickelback and Creed unironically.

[Virginia Men's Tennis @UVAMensTennis]

𝗩𝗜𝗥𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗔 𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 𝗡𝗖𝗔𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣 🏆

The Cavaliers are once again atop college tennis for a seventh national championship!

[MATT ✞ @CarolinaProd]

One thing Panthers and Bucs fans can agree on is…

Neither of us deserve to win the NFC South.

We both ass😭🤣

[Caleb Parsons @Wayne4190]

Shitcan Todd Bowles right now

[Palmetto State Armory @palmettoarmory]

Just to remind everyone where we stand. #NOGWARS2025

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Watching Baker Mayfield play football is like hearing slipknot for the first time.

Not entirely sure what’s going on here but Im feeling aggressive and i like it.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

BUCS WIN BABY @BarstoolGruden

[Luz @luzthegoosey]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Last of the Fullbacks @TheLastFullback]

Virginia Cavaliers (2024)

vs. Pitt (Week 11)

Wide Zone off Jet Motion (Pistol-Tackle Over)

• Unbalanced (Tackle-Over) puts Big-on-big at P.O.A.

• Love the footwork by the Center here, nice and square eyes 2nd level picking up run-through.

• LT does a nice job & Credit to the BSY climbing to the SAF 20 yards downfield

@Coach_TerryHeff

[Barstool UVA @BarstoolUVA]

🚨 WE ARE 2-0 🚨

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

College Football is the greatest

[MLB Scoring Changes @ScoringChanges]

🚨HOME RUN DERBY CHANGE🚨

7/15 @Rangers

Pregame: The national anthem sung by Ingrid Andress has been changed to an error instead of a hit.

Change 1 for HRD

#HRDerby

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

this is your friendly neighborhood Bloopy letting you know that the heat index is up to 109 today so MIX IN A WATER OR SEVEN

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

1st team in MLB history to lose a game on Thursday May 23, 2024 at Wrigley Field

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I might Wang Chung tonight. Haven’t decided yet.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I think we can all agree the party hasn’t really started yet until Elvis pulls out a fucking rifle.

[Barstool Atlanta @Barstool_ATL]

Cant wait until we get to watch the best baseball player in the world do his thing

[Caleb Parsons @Wayne4190]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[Smith & Wesson Inc. @Smith_WessonInc]

men are simple really

all we want is to watch YouTube while tinkering with our guns

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

No worries about launch angle or exit velocity, no underwear showing through his goddamn pants, and cars that looked like that.