WayneArcæn

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[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

Fucked!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

8 YEAR-OLD who was at the Nats game: "It was my 2nd shooting, so I was kind of prepared. I’m always expecting something to happen."

A gun-sick nation. 🇺🇸

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@billburr is trending so all the right people must be losing it.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

Wanna watch a bunch of people have a joke go over their heads?

[CFOX @CFOXvan]

Latex allergy? Those are real?
-@edgarseeya
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[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@andmichaelgreen Government policy.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@HorrorQueenNeve I watched the Pulp Fiction trailer before seeing the movie to get pumped up the way I listened to a bands music before a show.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@JamesGunn I plan on using this term as often as possible.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@Massawyrm It's been a while since I've heard such wildly varying reviews on a movie. Spring Breakers maybe? But Cargill hasn't steered me wrong yet. I've been meaning to see Nobody so I sense a double bill.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

It's fascinating when someone who's been to space, something that the very idea of paralyzes me, has just regular human fear of heights.

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

It makes me uneasy to even look at that person standing there.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@mikopairaka @MeganSantana16 @cpdagosta @hitRECordJoe Personally no because the only reason I'd 'read' an audio book is if I was driving.

Audio books are an excellent tool for people with accessibility issues but much like a wheelchair isn't an ideal substitute for walking, audio books aren't an ideal substitute for reading.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@laurinop @Scribd @hitRECordJoe No, it absolutely isn't. It's listening to another person read out loud. Completely different areas of the brain are active.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@CFOXvan @TylerOnAir @LynchOnAir I saw a guy on a skateboard nearly choke when a ladybug flew down his throat. He started flailing and somehow the board came up and hit him in the junk so hard he threw up the ladybug.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@pattibacchus I was more concerned with low flyovers in hospital zones. You know, the places with signs that say QUIET HOSPITAL ZONE all around them.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@yendorcire You should check out Commercial Drive sometime.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

The vibe I'm getting is that there are a lot more England haters than there are Italy lovers.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@M3lm0_Gooding @willwearswhat @hitRECordJoe 'Stairs are offensive to disabled people' is literally the dumbest thing anyone has ever said. Do you realize the competition that you beat out here?

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

Every time #DeleteFacebook is trending I remember how my Facebook is just friends and family sharing pics of pets and kids and how Twitter is a nightmare of awful, self righteous douchebags where I've literally been threatened with death.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@MeganSantana16 @cpdagosta @hitRECordJoe Some people who don't know a word look it up. When you understand what a word means, the whole experience is better. Knowing how to pronounce it is a bonus.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@willwearswhat @hitRECordJoe Ridiculous. That's like saying running is offensive to a paraplegic.

[WayneArcæn @WayneArcane]

@hitRECordJoe Audio books are great but they aren't reading. I like reading.