Wayne Blaise

Trading (XAUUSD) ~ Software Brewer (Java ++) ~ DevOps ~ Cloud Solutions Architect ~ Farmer

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

🙏The gods of #XAUUSD.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Nigga tasted that berry and couldn't believe what he'd been missing.

[RT Intl @RT_on_X]

Italian missionary priest quits Catholic Church to marry a Kenyan woman

Father Sandro served as a priest in Kenya's Baringo County for 12 years — before leaving the priesthood to wed a local woman

The wedding reportedly took place right in the parish where he once served

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

60% is so 2016. Right now we are cruising nicely into the 80's.

[Stanley Macharia @StanleyMachaari]

60% of Laikipia county is in the hands of foreigners but we are still being told that wakoloni walienda 1963. Na hawa ndio watavote. Shauri yenu.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

This is the same authority tasked with issuing broadcasting licenses and ICT consumer protection and yet they've allowed over a million TV stations to air on Signet and PANG, that run fake bids and bets preying on the common folk. 🚮🚮

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s Communications Authority now requires cyber cafés to record customers’ names, ID numbers, computer used and login times from August 14.

They must also issue receipts and keep the records for at least 3 years.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

@Safaricom_Care I can deactivate that I already got that. But why do I have to when I never needed the service in the first place? Will my airtime be refunded due to your negligence? Assuming 500k people are auto subscribed and never notice, that's KSh. 9 million of airtime missing daily.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

@Safaricom_Care I did not explicitly or implicitly through any actions of mine subscribe to this service and yet I got subscribed and it did use my airtime.

Tusizoeane 🫵, manage your systems.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Problems. Serious problems.

Take huge loans and eat with hoes, brazenly steal at work, invest heavily at random things in farming, or join Forex.

Any of these and I give it 2 month max.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Gym guys, is it possible for this stomach to get flat?

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

DL iliacha kumaanisha Driving License lini?

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

This happens to every Ugali flour brand out there, whether it's nearing expiry or it left the mill yesterday, whether it's from a shop or supermarket.

If the packet is damaged, or it has some sticky flour on the packet that doesn't drop even after shaking, leave it.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

This is only true if the universe is not actively testing you on that front.

When that war is waged against you, you'll be waking up at night trying to remember where you could have eaten food that was used to bewitch you.

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

@chibs_lmao Enlightening.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Sima, nsima, nshima, ngima.

Same name from the East to the South. Where did "ugali" come from?

[Clean Kwati Bella 🔱💰 @TeamMakeSure]

I was craving African food (nshima), asked google to pull up African restaurants near me.

@afrikangrill came up.

As you can tell from my plate, I did justice to the meal.

I know my Zambian friends won’t locate nshima on the plate, it’s hidden under those veggies 😀.

If you ever visit Denver, try out their food, very tasty.

Between, I asked them to put Zambia on the menu, we’re the owners of this dish!

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Basically...

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇧🇷 𝗡𝗘𝗪: These images of Neymar trying to reach his teammates during the hydration break are going COMPLETELY viral.

Neymar tried to speak to his teammates, but several players seemed uninterested, forcing him to pull on Bruno Guimarães' shirt to get his attention. 😳

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Kuna moja nliipenda mpaka ikaisha elastic. Siku moja in between kupanda na kushuka bridge hapo Safari Park ilikuwa imemwagika kwa trouser yote.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You never realize how much you need a new underwear until you start dating someone. This other gender will come to your life & start giving you stress.🤦🏽‍♂️

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

I hold this view religiously. My bedroom door and it's lobby should also be visible only to the people accessing it.

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

Am I the only one who thinks that no guest in my house should be going in or be anywhere near my bedroom.🤣

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

@Mandem254 Don't know if still there, but hapo tu Githurai 44 stage.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Watu wa Uncle Sam's pale 44 watajifanya ati yao sio dingy.

[Peter @Peter_Bix]

Hahahaha. During my dark days I went to a strip club in pipeline. The place was so dingy the strippers were oiling themselves na cooking oil 😭😭😭😭

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

@wangarimathigh Wewe nini? Your attribution to why you would teeth on such an ambiguous timeline in such a critical field indicates a level that you need to overcome.

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

"for/been a minute" has been a mainstream cool kid lingo that's as old as the N.W.A or Wu-Tang Clan albums or mkanyo na tiabe sheng.

"You Genzees are a generation that has been exposed to a lot of general information inhibiting your understanding." Someone told me.

[wanga.ray__ @wangarimathigh]

GenZ doctor anaambia consultant "the pain has been there for a minute" consultant anauliza "1 minute?"😂 akaambwa no 4 years😆😆tumeisha sana
Hawa millenials waelewi kitu😆

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Nikitolea mtu mbuzi 50 na ng'ombe hiyo nyumba haifai kuwa na househelp or any tool of convenience like a washing machine.

Otherwise watosheke na shopping ya 2k inclusive of the mkate kubwa ya Nairobi just because I can't visit people empty handed.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Every man must learn to ask for dowry quotations from different families and then settle for the lowest. Because what is this? 😂😂

[Wayne Blaise @WayneBlaiseFX]

Kenyan walls have a tendency of hitting people in the head so it's very understandable.

[Tuko Kadi 🇰🇪 @TukoKadii]

WTF! Why are those NYS facing the wall as if we’re still in 1912 under colonial bondage.