wayne bristow

I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

@younggearz ?

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

Monkey on the car!!!!

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
We're off to Waterloo
Me and me Mum and me Dad and me Gran
And a bucket of Vindaloo

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.

But then the librarian told me to take it out.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Marcus Rashford was in tears at full-time as England booked their place in the semi-final of the World Cup. 😥🏆

At the age of 20-years-old, the striker is truly living every kid's wildest dream. What a moment. 🙌🏼❤️ https://t.co/yAURj3c6tr

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

@younggearz Mental mate my clothes have more beer than I've drunk lol

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

@younggearz Hastings pier! I'm at my mums this weekend

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

@younggearz Crazy mate, if only we could get to the final! 🙏

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

@younggearz @lukenev13 @UpTheArse3 @wozthegooner We won a penalty shoot out! We can be proud of that for the next 50 years lol

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

@younggearz @lukenev13 @UpTheArse3 @wozthegooner To be fair tom you should be used to years of failure! You stay behind them! 😬😀

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Fuck me, I’m crying. Yes yes yes.

[LADbible @ladbible]

GTA online message suggests GTA 6 is coming out in 2019. https://t.co/l3JCK6CMkq

[Michy Batshuayi @mbatshuayi]

Fortnite celebrations so overrated bro I had to create something new 🤕💥⚽️ ... 😂😂😂 #KarmaIsAB

[HQ Sports Bar @HQSportsBar1]

1-0!!!!!!

JOHN STONES SENDS HQ ABSOLUTELY MENTAL!!! #WorldCup @England

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

I like a bit of pat butcher!

[wayne bristow @WayneBristow]

Feels like an all you can eat BBQ kind of day! 😋🍺🐂🐓🇧🇷