Teflon Jawn

Mets, Jets, Rangers

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

time’s up

[SNY @SNYtv]

Mark Vientos was asked to evaluate how he's done defensively so far this season:

"Pretty good. Feel like I've done a pretty good job over there. Been working. Feel like I've been doing pretty good"

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

Alright, when is this ‘experiment’ over?

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The final line for Jonah Tong tonight in Seattle as the bulk reliever

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@hovie_09 neither

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

Someone please kill me

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

The voice of Patrick Star, Bill Fagerbakke, announced tonight's Mets starting lineup at Citi Field

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

Would ye like a takeaway from Mullingar? @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@HowieRose Coming live to you from the Bob Murphy broadcast studio…

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

FINAL/10: Mets 7, Yankees 6.

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

wait WHAT

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Carlos Mendoza announces that Clay Holmes has a fractured fibula and will be down for "a long time"

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@Variety Faceoff finally paid off

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@jrsimpsonmusic he’s tired of answering questions in relation to problems he’s helped perpetuate

someone hand me the world’s smallest violin

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@SleeperMets you forgot rafael devers, trevor story and barry bonds

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@SleeperMets And what do you know?
You suggested before the Mets take a look at Rafael Devers..

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@enews once upon a fart

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

David Stearns just fell off his chair

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Veteran lefty reliever Andrew Chafin opted out of his Reds deal and is a free agent

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@KalshiPolitics Pratt odds going much higher
Give it 2-3 weeks

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@TheDailyShow the machine is speaking out on him. that’s how you know his momentum concerns them

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

@JonHeyman David Stearns pants just exploded

[Teflon Jawn @WayneJetski88]

Insane they haven’t fired him yet
Most obvious example of a pupet I can remember

[SNY @SNYtv]

Carlos Mendoza says the last month for the Mets has been "hard for all of us":

"We're in this together...but we've got to keep going. We have to turn this thing around. It's not early anymore. It's obviously frustrating for a lot of people in here."