Wayne Kerr

ESPN Senior College Football Insider | Heisman Voter | Former PxP Announcer | (parody)

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@Don_Keydich Missed ya, Don!

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BREAKING: The Detroit Lions and Defensive End Trey Hendrickson are in agreement on a 3 year contract with monetary compensation unknown at this time.

The former Bengal joins a young Lions defense and sures up the front line across from Aidan Hutchinson. Big splash for Detroit.

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@AndrewR55651048 I only report the truth, Andy

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#BREAKING LSU RS-FR Quarterback Colin Hurley has announced his transfer to the University of Michigan.

Hurley joins a packed quarterback room with 3 years of eligibility under his belt, and is likely to battle with Bryce Underwood for the starting job.

Is Underwood era over?

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Just in: Detroit Tigers pitcher Chris Paddack is joining the staff at local spaghetti restaurant Mom’s Spaghetti to be the brand’s “Meatball Specialist” after owner Marshall Mathers, b.k.a. Eminem, was enthralled by Paddacks abilities to throw meatballs on the mound.

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@SpartyH Me

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🚨BREAKING: Shockwaves have been sent through Ann Arbor this morning after UofM head football coach Sherrone Moore’s residence was raided earlier today by federal authorities.

Reason for the raid remains unknown, will update when more details are provided.

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@SpartyH I only report the truth!

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@Don_Keydich Thanks, Don.

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Detroit #Tigers pitcher Casey Mize has reportedly decided to mix his love for making spaghetti with his talent of serving meatballs on the mound to create a restaurant named Casey’s Mizeballs.

Gotta love the young mans intuition

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Sources close to the #Tigers are reporting star 2B Gleyber Torres has trashed the team hotel and road club house at Citizens Bank Park in Philly after believing the team would continue to add talent to the young upcoming roster and propel them into a true playoff force in the AL.

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@wrecker2348 @JonHeyman I only report the truth!

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The Detroit #Tigers are working diligently on luring LHP Kenny Rogers out of retirement to join the roster for veteran presence/innings eater.

Rogers, 60, a key member of the magical 2006 team, has not pitched in the MLB since 2008, for the Tigers.

Per @JonHeyman

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@Don_Keydich @JonHeyman Thank you, Don!

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@CameronKanachki @OnePrideKing @ILBaseball @Orioles @MaxMannisPod More like fat retard

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@CySkubs Nobody cares faggot

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Sources close to the Alex Bregman and Scott Boras camp tell ESPN that the prized FA Third Basemen is currently levying offers from the Detroit #Tigers and Chicago #Cubs. Both teams are considered the front runners in the sweepstakes.

A decision is expected within the coming days