Wayne

Toughest Guy in Letterkenny

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

My body is a machine that turns mildly significant events into crash outs

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@ninjbot5 Freest over in history

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@ceejmccollum Would do anything to let Mike do tricks on my sub right now

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@AcunasGuard @ninjbot5 Y’all both cute come see the champ when you’re done duking it out

[Boosie Kiffin @WipeMeDownLane]

Leave it up to Ole Miss fans to think LSU vs Ole Miss is the most anticipated sporting event in human history 😂😂

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@ninjbot5 You drive a Nissan leaf you could fit that thing in a closet of course you would say that

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

Just nailed a parallel parking job in a foreign country on the wrong side of the road first try some people are just born w this kind of talent and I’m one of those people

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

For full transparency there was a stews song really high on my all time listens playlist today on Spotify

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@nolemiss33 Did you just call sark a powerhouse

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

If you refer to ChatGPT as “chat” I simply can’t be friends with you or consider you an intelligent human being

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@MikeLob80085 They do it at LA airport if you’re ever there. I’m guessing other airport J Mikes probably do as well but that’s the only one I know for sure

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

3 drink per hour limit at LAX this place is a prison

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

Guys will not eat zucchini their entire life and then get a blackstone and suddenly they’re eating zucchini with every meal

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@LyndenBlake @ninjbot5

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@ninjbot5 Going kenny mode tn

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

@J_Swish24 walking into magic city right now any recommendations on how to best protect my chin?

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

Mmmmmm feastables time

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

Just selected EDM Radio in my Waymo what happened to me and why at the age of 25 did I suddenly start liking a genre I used to despise

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

I guess the entire world doesn’t have work tomorrow and is drinking tonight besides me

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

By far the biggest weekend of the year for commuting from Atlanta to Augusta and I’m in standstill traffic because they have lanes shut down on I-20 for construction. Incredible

[Wayne @WayneLastName]

I’m giving Jack naunau 11 straight buckets in 1v1 so easily. First possession I’m in his lap it’s like he forgot how to dribble. My ball, back him down he might as well not even play D. Getting to all my spots. Close it out with a tre ball. Cash. You’re out you’ve always been out