Wayne v.d Westhuyzen

[Wayne v.d Westhuyzen @WayneSFC]

@__margz__ welkom terug lief

[Wayne v.d Westhuyzen @WayneSFC]

@LeRouxNeethling ons gan defnitief kom broer. Ons ry more. Ons bly op parys

[Wayne v.d Westhuyzen @WayneSFC]

@LeRouxNeethling jy jou lelike doner. Ek kom more parys toe vir n maand lank. Is mos net langs potch!!!

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Jealousy means I actually give a damn about you...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they're still getting an answer. #Truth

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct, you fucking retard.

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Current emotion: I need money

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Not telling me something because you "don't want to piss me off" is probably the best way to piss me off.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

"Let's talk dirty;)" "What?" "I said it's 12:30"

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I love proving people wrong 💁

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Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

Mom forgot to make me a lunch. Was forced to make my own #ThugLife

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Sometimes its really hard to believe that everything happens for a reason.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

70% of Twitter users have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend… RT if you love food.

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Dear girls that go tanning, it's called 'sunkissed', not 'dorito raped'.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don’t get sidetracked by people who are not on track. #Truth

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Do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face.

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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

[Ace Ventura @mrace_ventura]

There's always that one person that makes you want to raise your middle finger every time they speak to you.