WayneWoodfield

I retweet funny stuff, occasionally political or inspirational stuff. Sometimes even funny myself. Currently Vice Chair of the United Utah Party.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The cake vs pie debate has been mathematically settled

[Noah Kagan @noahkagan]

The 3 stages of career development:

1. I want to be in the meeting
2. I want to run the meeting
3. I want to avoid meetings

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

how is that not right??

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

it’s funny that there’s a white football player on a midwestern team with an offensive name dating a blonde haired blue eyed country singer and republicans HATE them

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[WayneWoodfield @WayneWoodfield]

@HoldenFWDUSA Have to drop, but good luck to you all in your various states. Reach out if there are coalitionary opportunities with the UUP.

[WayneWoodfield @WayneWoodfield]

@HoldenFWDUSA Definitely. There's a group here in Utah trying to promote Approval Voting, which would be even better. I mostly support RCV because it has more momentum nationally. But if one of these superior voting methods get some traction, I'd gladly jump over.

[Pat Bagley @Patbagley]

Sticker Shock #utpol

[Jeannette Reyes @msnewslady]

When both of your parents are news anchors

@Robert7News

[WayneWoodfield @WayneWoodfield]

And now, it's time for a NewsMax hot take on pollution. Oh Republicans, this news channel is just so... you.

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

Newsmax guest on coal emissions: "You actually don't want to live in world with nothing in the air. If you have, like, a totally clean world, you become extremely vulnerable"

[WayneWoodfield @WayneWoodfield]

Indeed. @UnitedUtahParty

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

This aged ironically.

[WayneWoodfield @WayneWoodfield]

@cboyack @UnitedUtahParty Around 75 actually. But I don't feel like it's our size that allows us to conduct ourselves with dignity and refrain from starting our convention with an implied f-word in the name of Jesus Christ to the hoots of delegates. If it is, I'm not sure that diminishes my point much.

[WayneWoodfield @WayneWoodfield]

The @UnitedUtahParty had its state convention last week. Delegates were decent normal folks. Prayer was nice and ended in the word Amen. We nominated great moderate candidates. Media was treated kindly. Left feeing uplifted. Don't be jealous, just join. #utpol

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me: why are my taxes so complicated?

turbo tax:

[United Utah Party @UnitedUtahParty]

The moderates are gaining momentum! #unitedutahparty #utpol

https://t.co/sc0WNGfZn8

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

But one of us should just dress as a nurse.