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Bringing you motivational messages and humor while you're working through your day.

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"Nothing focuses the mind better than the constant sight of a competitor who wants to wipe you off the map."

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Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

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As Will Rogers once said, "There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

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"Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting in a particular way."Anonymous

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Thought for today....."Don’t limit investing to the financial world. Invest something of yourself, and you will be richly rewarded."

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And I leave you with this thought.....We live and boast of what we own; We die . . . and only get a stone."Anonymous

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Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

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Military Acronyms ARMY:Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet US ARMY: (Spelled backwards)Yes Retarded Ass Signed Up

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Military Acronyms NAVY:Never Again Volunteer Yourself MARINE:Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

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"One's best success comes after their greatest disappointments."

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Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

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My husband could have had any women he pleased-he just couldn't please any!

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T-shirts Seen On WomenWomen: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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"A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs."

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When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why.

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"The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones."

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"Follow your heart and your dreams will come true." Anonymous

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Men are like roller coasters: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.

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Some tidbits from the game last night... http://dld.bz/f8U

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"Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living."